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taco · 24th June 2009, 09:11

My local PD tweets all calls, some funny, some weird.

We just received a complaint from a woman that employees of a local business were trying to "seduce" her husband.3:40 PM Jun 21st from mobile web

GPD is investigating a mail scam. If you reveived a request to mail money to someone in order to receive millions please contact the station

Overnight- Officers found numerous vehicles at the high school vandalized with window paint and bologna

Detectives investigating the theft of six 250lb units of scrap aluminum from the transfer station. Any information- please call Det. Turner.

An anonymous donation of $500 has upped the reward to $750 for anyone who provides info leading to a conviction RE: cemetery thefts.

An abandonded litter of baby racoons @ Water and Moore St. were taken by the ACO to a safe wooded area and released.

Officers investigated a confrontation in the McDonald's drive-thru where a driver threatened to punch another driver.

Officers are now investigating the theft of $70 that a customer accidentally dropped into the candy rack of Circle K.

Soulslayer · 24th June 2009, 09:18

good thing my pd doesn't do that.

hooker found dead.
murder.
another murder.
robbery at gunpoint.
someone stole the CHKD donation jar again.
fuck, there's another murder.
car accident blocks tunnel.
the other tunnel blocked now.
the bridge is now open, no chance in hell of getting off the peninsula.

taco · 24th June 2009, 09:31

check your hampron roads traffic
http://twitter.com/hr_traffic

Phix · 24th June 2009, 09:34

Theft of lost money?

"Your honor, I would like to site the case of Finders-Keepers vs Losers-Weepers."

Just_call_me_Q · 24th June 2009, 16:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulslayer


	car accident blocks tunnel.

More like "nigger ran out of gas on the uphill stretch inside tunnel"...

I used to live there, I feel your pain.

24th June 2009, 09:11	#1
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	PD on twitter My local PD tweets all calls, some funny, some weird. We just received a complaint from a woman that employees of a local business were trying to "seduce" her husband.3:40 PM Jun 21st from mobile web GPD is investigating a mail scam. If you reveived a request to mail money to someone in order to receive millions please contact the station Overnight- Officers found numerous vehicles at the high school vandalized with window paint and bologna Detectives investigating the theft of six 250lb units of scrap aluminum from the transfer station. Any information- please call Det. Turner. An anonymous donation of $500 has upped the reward to $750 for anyone who provides info leading to a conviction RE: cemetery thefts. An abandonded litter of baby racoons @ Water and Moore St. were taken by the ACO to a safe wooded area and released. Officers investigated a confrontation in the McDonald's drive-thru where a driver threatened to punch another driver. Officers are now investigating the theft of $70 that a customer accidentally dropped into the candy rack of Circle K. __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

24th June 2009, 09:18	#2
Soulslayer Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,784	Re: PD on twitter good thing my pd doesn't do that. hooker found dead. murder. another murder. robbery at gunpoint. someone stole the CHKD donation jar again. fuck, there's another murder. car accident blocks tunnel. the other tunnel blocked now. the bridge is now open, no chance in hell of getting off the peninsula. __________________

24th June 2009, 09:31	#3
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: PD on twitter check your hampron roads traffic http://twitter.com/hr_traffic __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

24th June 2009, 09:34	#4
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: PD on twitter Theft of lost money? "Your honor, I would like to site the case of Finders-Keepers vs Losers-Weepers." __________________ CPE 1704 TKS