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AnimalChin · 26th November 2008, 09:19

do you believe there are other life forms out in space outside of our solar system

Phix · 26th November 2008, 09:46

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Originally Posted by AnimalChin


	do you believe there are other life forms out in space outside of our solar system

I see where you're going with this...

Not all religious people are anti-science and don't believe life could be elsewhere in the universe.

Hell, the Pope and the Vatican says there has to be other life out in there in the universe.

LordOfTheShrooms · 26th November 2008, 10:43

The odds of there is life of some sort outside of our solar system are extremely high. Hell, it's pretty damn likely that there's sentient life somewhere else too.

Phix · 26th November 2008, 10:47

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Originally Posted by LordOfTheShrooms


	The odds of there is life of some sort outside of our solar system are extremely high. Hell, it's pretty damn likely that there's sentient life somewhere else too.

And the odds that we find it is extremely low.

taco · 26th November 2008, 10:50

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	And the odds that we find it is extremely low.

Im ok with that. They can chill on their own planet and drink beers and shit.

Phix · 26th November 2008, 11:18

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Originally Posted by taco


	Im ok with that. They can chill on their own planet and drink beers and shit.

But what if the aliens are tastier than cows.

I think an interstellar war is warranted.

sandman · 26th November 2008, 11:25

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Originally Posted by Phix


	But what if the aliens are tastier than cows. I think an interstellar war is warranted.

sure, but what if the aliens find US tastier than cows?

then we're really fcuked because our interstallar, photon torpedo armed, warp drive space ships haven't even been built yet.

Phix · 26th November 2008, 11:40

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Originally Posted by sandman


	sure, but what if the aliens find US tastier than cows? then we're really fcuked because our interstallar, photon torpedo armed, warp drive space ships haven't even been built yet.

The U.N. will protect us with blue helmets and lobster dinners for alien ambassadors!

sandman · 26th November 2008, 11:46

"TO SERVE MAN"

I have been sounding the alarms for over two years now that the aliens are not our friends. They are hostile carnivors, I refer to them as cannibals out of preference since when they are not trying to possess humans they eat them. And when they do invade the earth, there will be plenty of famine here because of the natural disasters and wars that happen before their arrival. And yes, mankind will be on their menu.

According to the Center for Exploited and Missing Children, over 300,000 children per year are missing. That does not include adults. And other than this being mentioned on a milk carton it's quietly swept under the rug away from the public’s eye. The aliens aren't going to come to eat humans, they already are. It will just get worse when they arrive and there is no food to feed them. They will feast openly on humans, human body parts, and yes, this will happen in America.

The Lord has told me over and over that it will be a time of sheer terror, and the things that I have seen will cause exactly that, sheer terror.

LOL LOL LOL >>
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Hondo · 26th November 2008, 11:49

AnimalChin · 26th November 2008, 12:08

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Originally Posted by sandman


	sure, but what if the aliens find US tastier than cows? then we're really fcuked because our interstallar, photon torpedo armed, warp drive space ships haven't even been built yet.

FUCKING NASA!!!

maladjusted · 26th November 2008, 12:17

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Originally Posted by LordOfTheShrooms


	Hell, it's pretty damn likely that there's sentient life somewhere else too.

Good, because there's bugger all down here on Earth.

LordOfTheShrooms · 26th November 2008, 12:47

Personally, I feel that it's in the best interest of the continued existence of mankind that we don't find intelligent life.

There's a theory about something called the Great Filter. It is the point of evolution where something either dies off, or continues to grow and evolve. It is unkown whether this filter is in our past as a natural filter through which most organisms fail to pass, or a point in our future as a societal filter. With the universe being so vast, the odds of extra terrestrial intelligent life being anywhere nearby us are very slim. Even slimmer that they'd be to the point of interstellar travel. Since the odds of such a race finding us is so small, if indeed we were visited by an alien race it would mean that there are almost certainly must be a lot of them poking around out there. If there are that many civilizations out there with that kind of technology, it greatly increases the likelihood that the Great Filter is something that occurs later in the evolutionary scale, rather than sooner. As such, it means that the humans have yet to reach this Great Filter, where we will almost certainly meet our demise.

That being said, I'm not necessarily saying that humankind meeting its demise would be a bad thing...

maladjusted · 26th November 2008, 13:04

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Originally Posted by LordOfTheShrooms


	Personally, I feel

Dude. Nobody gives a fuck what you feel.

Liberals write shit about how they feel.

Think motherfucker, think!

I didn't read the rest. TL/DR

LordOfTheShrooms · 26th November 2008, 13:46

In that context "feel" is more or less synonymous with "think." Nice mini rant though.

maladjusted · 26th November 2008, 13:56

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Originally Posted by LordOfTheShrooms


	In that context "feel" is more or less synonymous with "think." Nice mini rant though.

Bullshit. Observe the rule of holes, motherfucker. You are in one, stop digging.

There is no fucking context where feel = think. Shaddap a you face.

TennesseeChick · 30th November 2008, 22:33

I think it's plausible, and we'd be arrogant to think otherwise. Perhaps God has a better planet with a better race on it, and he's getting ready to blow our shithole out of the sky with a big meteor or something.

snakenoc · 30th November 2008, 22:49

Im gonna watch porn

iczorro · 30th November 2008, 23:18

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	Im gonna watch porn

Great story. Compelling and rich.

26th November 2008, 09:19	#1
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Hey Nimby do you believe there are other life forms out in space outside of our solar system

26th November 2008, 10:43	#3
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,460	Re: Hey Nimby The odds of there is life of some sort outside of our solar system are extremely high. Hell, it's pretty damn likely that there's sentient life somewhere else too. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

26th November 2008, 11:46	#9
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Re: Hey Nimby "TO SERVE MAN" I have been sounding the alarms for over two years now that the aliens are not our friends. They are hostile carnivors, I refer to them as cannibals out of preference since when they are not trying to possess humans they eat them. And when they do invade the earth, there will be plenty of famine here because of the natural disasters and wars that happen before their arrival. And yes, mankind will be on their menu. According to the Center for Exploited and Missing Children, over 300,000 children per year are missing. That does not include adults. And other than this being mentioned on a milk carton it's quietly swept under the rug away from the public’s eye. The aliens aren't going to come to eat humans, they already are. It will just get worse when they arrive and there is no food to feed them. They will feast openly on humans, human body parts, and yes, this will happen in America. The Lord has told me over and over that it will be a time of sheer terror, and the things that I have seen will cause exactly that, sheer terror. LOL LOL LOL >> . .

26th November 2008, 12:47	#13
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,460	Re: Hey Nimby Personally, I feel that it's in the best interest of the continued existence of mankind that we don't find intelligent life. There's a theory about something called the Great Filter. It is the point of evolution where something either dies off, or continues to grow and evolve. It is unkown whether this filter is in our past as a natural filter through which most organisms fail to pass, or a point in our future as a societal filter. With the universe being so vast, the odds of extra terrestrial intelligent life being anywhere nearby us are very slim. Even slimmer that they'd be to the point of interstellar travel. Since the odds of such a race finding us is so small, if indeed we were visited by an alien race it would mean that there are almost certainly must be a lot of them poking around out there. If there are that many civilizations out there with that kind of technology, it greatly increases the likelihood that the Great Filter is something that occurs later in the evolutionary scale, rather than sooner. As such, it means that the humans have yet to reach this Great Filter, where we will almost certainly meet our demise. That being said, I'm not necessarily saying that humankind meeting its demise would be a bad thing... __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

26th November 2008, 13:46	#15
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,460	Re: Hey Nimby In that context "feel" is more or less synonymous with "think." Nice mini rant though. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

30th November 2008, 22:33	#17
TennesseeChick Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 1,482	Re: Hey Nimby I think it's plausible, and we'd be arrogant to think otherwise. Perhaps God has a better planet with a better race on it, and he's getting ready to blow our shithole out of the sky with a big meteor or something. __________________ I used to be cool, but now I'm shaped like a pumpkin. ~ Mike Birbiglia

30th November 2008, 22:49	#18
snakenoc Im the ghost that fucked your sister Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Kardashianland, USA Posts: 906	Re: Hey Nimby Im gonna watch porn __________________ I like to pickle my pork sword in russian blondes.