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Old 24th August 2008, 08:05   #1
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McCain will fucking num-chuck you in the dick

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I suspect everyone has the convention speeches wrong. Everyone expects Mr. Obama to rouse, but the speech I'd watch is Mr. McCain's.

He's the one with the real opportunity, because no one expects anything. He's never been especially good at making speeches. (The number of men who've made it to the top of the GOP who don't particularly like making speeches, both Bushes and Mr. McCain, is astonishing, and at odds with the presumed requirements of the media age. The first Bush saw speeches as show biz, part of the weary requirement of leadership, and the second's approach reflects a sense that words, though interesting, were not his friend.)

But Mr. McCain provided, in 2004, one of the most exciting and certainly the most charged moment of the Republican Convention, when he looked up at Michael Moore in the press stands and said, "Our choice wasn't between a benign status quo and the bloodshed of war, it was between war and a greater threat. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. . . . And certainly not a disingenuous filmmaker who would have us believe that Saddam's Iraq was an oasis of peace." It blew the roof off. And the smile he gave Mr. Moore was one of pure, delighted malice. When Mr. McCain comes to play, he comes to play.

Look for a certain populist stance. He signaled it this week in Politico. He called lobbyists "birds of prey" in pursuit of "their share of the spoils." Great stuff. (Boy, will he have trouble staffing his White House.)

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Old 24th August 2008, 10:34   #2
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Old 24th August 2008, 15:28   #3
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Old 25th August 2008, 00:15   #4
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Re: McCain will fucking num-chuck you in the dick

I read the back cover of an anti-bama book at teh bookstore today and there was a quote from bollocks obama about how he's got no fucking experience whatsoever. Dateline 2004. I read some of the inside of the book and Obama's a fucktard but I already knew that so I wasn't going to spend more money to find that out.

Also Too Fat to Fish isn't out until November, dmamit.
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Old 25th August 2008, 06:27   #5
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Also Too Fat to Fish isn't out until November, dmamit.

that artie's book?
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Old 25th August 2008, 06:59   #6
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that artie's book?

Yes. I'm waiting for the audiobook version read by Malcolm McDowell.
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Old 25th August 2008, 08:11   #7
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the republican convention will be not be the glamor hopefestipalooza coombaya shit pile that the dem's convention will be.

I hope the pro HILLARY! fanatics raise hell.
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