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sandman · 5th August 2008, 21:37

Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Adfunny videosFunnyOrDie.com

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Not only is it funny, but she appears to be smarter that both of them put together.

sandman · 5th August 2008, 21:37

I’m now for Paris too. She’s clearly not the airhead the other two are. So what if the WH is painted pink. It would also drive Achmedinadinnerjacket crazy.

sandman · 5th August 2008, 21:40

UPDATE: Obama spokesman Bill Burton reacts: "Whatever."

UPDATE: McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds emails: “It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis - including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan.”

UPDATE: Shorter McCain, via Drudge (and the headline of Bounds' press release): 'Paris Supports Drilling'...

Stiffy · 5th August 2008, 21:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman


	'Paris Supports Drilling'...

Fucking LOLZ

iczorro · 6th August 2008, 01:26

If that's really her, I'm a big fan of her new publicist. If it's not, that's a fucking GREAT impersonator, and funny or die should rule the country.

sandman · 6th August 2008, 07:51

aye, it's really her. I'm not a Paris fan but this was brilliant PR.

Phix · 6th August 2008, 08:04

I can't get to YouTube, what did Paris Herpes say?

sandman · 6th August 2008, 08:08

per Breitbart, this is close to what she says....

In the ad, the 27-year-old appears reclining on a sun lounger beside a swimming pool, dressed only in a skimpy leopard-print bathing costume.

"Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity too," Hilton declares breezily. "Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot.

"But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm, like, totally ready to lead."

Hilton then offers an alternative US energy strategy, suggesting that she plans to combine elements from McCain and Democratic rival Barack Obama.

"We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. ... Energy crisis solved, I'll see you at the debates, bitches!"

Hilton then signs off by declaring that she is now mulling her choices for vice-president. "I'm thinking Rihanna," she said, referring to the singer-songwriter.

"I'll see you at the debates, bitches." Hilton adds. "Oh, and I might paint it pink. Bye!"

sandman · 6th August 2008, 08:08

woops, phix, try this link...

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=146263
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Phix · 6th August 2008, 08:42

Welp... Paris fucked up... Rhiana isn't a natural born U.S. citizen.

That breitbart link just embeds funnyordie... also blocked where I work

maladjusted · 6th August 2008, 10:15

I tried to care about this long enough to see what you all are talking about but I failed.

taco · 6th August 2008, 11:07

Did she have a dick in her mouth like all her other interweb videos?

Rooflechicken · 7th August 2008, 08:09

somebody needs to die at funny or die

5th August 2008, 21:37	#1
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad See more funny videos at Funny or Die Not only is it funny, but she appears to be smarter that both of them put together.

5th August 2008, 21:37	#2
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Re: Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad I’m now for Paris too. She’s clearly not the airhead the other two are. So what if the WH is painted pink. It would also drive Achmedinadinnerjacket crazy.

5th August 2008, 21:40	#3
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Re: Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad UPDATE: Obama spokesman Bill Burton reacts: "Whatever." UPDATE: McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds emails: “It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis - including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan.” UPDATE: Shorter McCain, via Drudge (and the headline of Bounds' press release): 'Paris Supports Drilling'...

6th August 2008, 01:26	#5
iczorro GO TO JAIL I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: I'm a vagrant Posts: 2,877	Re: Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad If that's really her, I'm a big fan of her new publicist. If it's not, that's a fucking GREAT impersonator, and funny or die should rule the country.

6th August 2008, 07:51	#6
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Re: Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad aye, it's really her. I'm not a Paris fan but this was brilliant PR.

6th August 2008, 08:04	#7
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad I can't get to YouTube, what did Paris Herpes say? __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

6th August 2008, 08:08	#8
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Re: Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad per Breitbart, this is close to what she says.... In the ad, the 27-year-old appears reclining on a sun lounger beside a swimming pool, dressed only in a skimpy leopard-print bathing costume. "Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity too," Hilton declares breezily. "Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot. "But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm, like, totally ready to lead." Hilton then offers an alternative US energy strategy, suggesting that she plans to combine elements from McCain and Democratic rival Barack Obama. "We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. ... Energy crisis solved, I'll see you at the debates, bitches!" Hilton then signs off by declaring that she is now mulling her choices for vice-president. "I'm thinking Rihanna," she said, referring to the singer-songwriter. "I'll see you at the debates, bitches." Hilton adds. "Oh, and I might paint it pink. Bye!"

6th August 2008, 08:42	#10
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad Welp... Paris fucked up... Rhiana isn't a natural born U.S. citizen. That breitbart link just embeds funnyordie... also blocked where I work __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

6th August 2008, 10:15	#11
maladjusted Hellappotamus Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,070	Re: Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad I tried to care about this long enough to see what you all are talking about but I failed.

6th August 2008, 11:07	#12
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad Did she have a dick in her mouth like all her other interweb videos?