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Old 6th March 2007, 17:50   #1
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For the dog who has everything, except Nicole Kidman's dress

At Metro, we're always keen to keep up with the latest developments in the general category of 'people being weird to animals'.

Sometimes, this will involve people trying to smuggle fish in their clothes. Other times, it will involve making an ostrich impotent. And occasionally, it will involve good, old-fashioned necrophiliac bestiality with a deceased dog.

In this case, it involves dressing your dog up as a celebrity at the Oscars.

For reasons that currently escape us, dog fashion designers Little Lily have designed a range of clothes for dogs (or 'four legged children' as they refer to them) based on outfits worn by famous people at the Oscars.

'Lara and Daniel's vision for the company is to create a lifestyle company that is based on the concept that “your dog is an extension of you”,' say the company's founders on the website.

In this case, this means enabling people to live out all their favourite glamour-fantasies of being Nicole Kidman's best friend, except in this case, Nicole Kidman will actually be their dog.

Or the dog can Leonardo DiCaprio. Or Reese Witherspoon. The range of possibilities is, literally, five.

In other news, human civilisation as we know it is utterly doomed. As further proof, there's a YouTube for dogs as well.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Youtube for fuckin' dogs man!
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my dogs are fucking loving this.

They've been watching for hours.
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