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bologna.com · 13th December 2006, 17:47

WASHINGTON (AP) - Democratic Sen. Tim Johnson of South Dakota suffered a possible stroke Wednesday and was taken to a Washington hospital, his office said.

Johnson became disoriented during a call with reporters at midday, stuttering in response to a question. He appeared to recover, asking if there were any additional questions before ending the call.

If he should be unable to continue to serve, it could halt the scheduled Democratic takeover of the Senate. Democrats won a 51-49 majority in the November election. South Dakota's governor, who would appoint any temporary replacement, is a Republican.

bologna.com · 13th December 2006, 17:48

They'll freak out...

Hondo · 13th December 2006, 20:27

Looks like a successful test of the Halliburton StrokeMachine™...

Now to find some more deserving candidates.

sandman · 13th December 2006, 22:30

BUSH CONSPIRACY!!

The republikans are trying to steal the election. again.

Phix · 14th December 2006, 07:54

Of course! It's all a conspiracy.

Let's see what Digg (the new DemocratUnderground) has to say about this.

Phix · 14th December 2006, 11:41

The NEW DU (digg.cOm)

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	by bouche 17 hours ago i smell conspiracy. what chemicals can be injected/ingested that can cause a stroke? by Nocturnal 17 hours ago [comment buried, show comment hide comment] + 3 diggs I agree, mod him down but you never know. I smell conspiracy too. That was my first thoughts after reading the article. Sad but it could happen and there are people out there who are hungry enough for power that they'd do something stupid like this. by McDLT 16 hours ago [comment buried, show comment hide comment] + 2 diggs Just add him to the list of political enemies that the GOP has taken out. JFK, JFK jr., Robert Kennedy, Paul Wellstone... by wiremonkeymommy 16 hours ago [comment buried, show comment hide comment] + 2 diggs hmmmm... a little young for a stroke, looks like a pretty healthy guy in the picture too... by chesscat 16 hours ago [comment buried, show comment hide comment] - 5 diggs I'll get more excited when the press reports that Bush has suffered a massive coronary. by McDLT 17 hours ago [comment buried, show comment hide comment] - 7 diggs Republicans probably poisoned him. by jellygraph 16 hours ago [comment buried, show comment hide comment] + 0 diggs hmmmm _how convenient_ for the Republicans by mutz 15 hours ago [comment buried, show comment hide comment] - 1 digg nope no stroke it is polonium 210

maladjusted · 14th December 2006, 12:37

fccuking lol.

BUSH AM STUPID

BUSH AM MASTERMIND WHO DEVELOPED STROKE PILLS

BUSH AM STUPID RAR

Phix · 14th December 2006, 13:38

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Originally Posted by maladjusted


	fccuking lol. BUSH AM STUPID BUSH AM MASTERMIND WHO DEVELOPED STROKE PILLS BUSH AM STUPID RAR

That's DIGG

Rooflechicken · 14th December 2006, 22:48

my friend (Mrs. Shrek) had a stroke about 5 years ago, she's my age.

Too young for a stroke?

I hate conspiracy theorists.

Phix · 15th December 2006, 08:17

Even DU doesn't want to hear conspiracy theories about this (but the users are revolting)

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A message from the DU admins: Please stop posting baseless conspiracy stuff about Senator Johnson.

I have instructed the mods to lock or delete any threads that engage in baseless conspiracy speculation about Senator Johnson.

In anticipation of the most likely complaint, here is my reply: If at any point in the future some reliable evidence of foul play were to come to light, then you of course would be permitted to discuss it. But unless that happens, you're just making stuff up, and looking silly in the process. And making the rest of us look silly.

Thank you for your understanding.

Skinner
DU Admin

"The View" is all for spreading the Conspiracy.

http://hotair.com/archives/2006/12/1...-was-man-made/

sandman · 15th December 2006, 09:32

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Originally Posted by Phix


	Even DU doesn't want to hear conspiracy theories about this (but the users are revolting) "The View" is all for spreading the Conspiracy.

WOW, somebody at DU with an ounce of brains!

I don't know how that blonde on the view can handle being the only republikan on the show. I'd puke on Rosie or punch her in the nose at some point.

13th December 2006, 17:47	#1
bologna.com Retard Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,061	Senate tied? WASHINGTON (AP) - Democratic Sen. Tim Johnson of South Dakota suffered a possible stroke Wednesday and was taken to a Washington hospital, his office said. Johnson became disoriented during a call with reporters at midday, stuttering in response to a question. He appeared to recover, asking if there were any additional questions before ending the call. If he should be unable to continue to serve, it could halt the scheduled Democratic takeover of the Senate. Democrats won a 51-49 majority in the November election. South Dakota's governor, who would appoint any temporary replacement, is a Republican. __________________ Like my buddy Skeeter said... "dude, you sure you want to contact her? She tried to kill you with a Jeep..."

13th December 2006, 17:48	#2
bologna.com Retard Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,061	Re: Senate tied? They'll freak out... __________________ Like my buddy Skeeter said... "dude, you sure you want to contact her? She tried to kill you with a Jeep..."

13th December 2006, 20:27	#3
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,539	Re: Senate tied? Looks like a successful test of the Halliburton StrokeMachine™... Now to find some more deserving candidates. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

13th December 2006, 22:30	#4
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Re: Senate tied? BUSH CONSPIRACY!! The republikans are trying to steal the election. again.

14th December 2006, 07:54	#5
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: Senate tied? Of course! It's all a conspiracy. Let's see what Digg (the new DemocratUnderground) has to say about this. __________________ CPE 1704 TKS