Olive garden, soup salad breadstick cannon - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

taco · 31st October 2006, 12:40

I scored the chowdown salad breadstick and soup fiesta at olive garden yesterday. Tasty, i dig that minestrone.

Just a minute ago i felt the heads up pressure on my colon,

I just shit out all that in one foul push, actually i dont even think i pushed. The motherfucker jumped out.

OMG i am empty

Phix · 31st October 2006, 12:43

That's just the Ebola that the illegals working in the kitchen added to your soup as a seasoning.

bologna.com · 31st October 2006, 12:47

Yeah but was it the regular ebola or the trans-ebola seasoning, there's a difference ya know...

sandman · 31st October 2006, 12:48

speaking of empty...

i ended up going to lunch with some co-workers last thursday and they dragged me into an Indian restaurant for teh buffet. I got back from lunch and smelled worse than an armpit that hadn't been washed in 90 days.

on saturday I shit a curry laced turd so big it clogged the toilet and had to be chopped up with a machete before it would flush.

Phix · 31st October 2006, 13:10

I had black rice once...

It tasted good, and didn't cause me any weird digestive problems.

The next day. I took a shit, and the rice came out looking exactly the same as it went in. it didn't digest at all. And it felt like I had a rice enema. I'll never eat that shit again.

bologna.com · 31st October 2006, 13:12

That's a forbidden blood tonifier, duh...

sandman · 31st October 2006, 13:41

"Colonblow", the breakfast of champions.

31st October 2006, 12:40	#1
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Olive garden, soup salad breadstick cannon I scored the chowdown salad breadstick and soup fiesta at olive garden yesterday. Tasty, i dig that minestrone. Just a minute ago i felt the heads up pressure on my colon, I just shit out all that in one foul push, actually i dont even think i pushed. The motherfucker jumped out. OMG i am empty __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

31st October 2006, 12:43	#2
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: Olive garden, soup salad breadstick cannon That's just the Ebola that the illegals working in the kitchen added to your soup as a seasoning. __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

31st October 2006, 12:47	#3
bologna.com Retard Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,061	Re: Olive garden, soup salad breadstick cannon Yeah but was it the regular ebola or the trans-ebola seasoning, there's a difference ya know... __________________ Like my buddy Skeeter said... "dude, you sure you want to contact her? She tried to kill you with a Jeep..."

31st October 2006, 12:48	#4
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Re: Olive garden, soup salad breadstick cannon speaking of empty... i ended up going to lunch with some co-workers last thursday and they dragged me into an Indian restaurant for teh buffet. I got back from lunch and smelled worse than an armpit that hadn't been washed in 90 days. on saturday I shit a curry laced turd so big it clogged the toilet and had to be chopped up with a machete before it would flush.

31st October 2006, 13:10	#5
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: Olive garden, soup salad breadstick cannon I had black rice once... It tasted good, and didn't cause me any weird digestive problems. The next day. I took a shit, and the rice came out looking exactly the same as it went in. it didn't digest at all. And it felt like I had a rice enema. I'll never eat that shit again. __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

31st October 2006, 13:12	#6
bologna.com Retard Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,061	Re: Olive garden, soup salad breadstick cannon That's a forbidden blood tonifier, duh... __________________ Like my buddy Skeeter said... "dude, you sure you want to contact her? She tried to kill you with a Jeep..."

31st October 2006, 13:41	#7
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Re: Olive garden, soup salad breadstick cannon "Colonblow", the breakfast of champions.