Fuck... - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

LordOfTheShrooms · 10th October 2006, 15:11

I've apparently broken my nose at some point in my life. My septum is shoved into my right nostril. As a result, there's a blood vessel that is exposed in my left nostril that dries out, cracks, and bleeds like a motherfucker. I haven't met any of my insurance deductable yet, so I'm going to have to shell out 1,100 dollars ($1000 deductible + 20% of the remaining cost) to the doctor in addition to fees for the facility and the anesthesiologist to get it all fixed (cauterizing the blood vessel and straightening everything out). Doesn't really matter how much the latter two would cost; I can't afford the money for the doctor bill.

Anyone know where I can buy one of those endoscomy telescopes and some silver nitrate?

bologna.com · 10th October 2006, 15:14

Do home rhinoplasty with lots of cocaine...

LordOfTheShrooms · 10th October 2006, 15:17

I've considered this option, but would rather not.

bologna.com · 10th October 2006, 15:20

I looked into this when I had my hip swapped out, there are local church organizations that will help pay for stuff 'cuz if they don't charitibly donate the money they gotta pay taxes on it and shit...

Check that out...

taco · 10th October 2006, 15:30

Enter Mcdonalds, order coffee

spill coffee on dick and floor,

slip... fall...

bang your fucking melon on that brown tile floor as hard as you can.

Then find a jew to win you ducats and facial reconstruction surgery just like ashley simpson and her jewey sister.

bologna.com · 10th October 2006, 15:32

BRILLIANT!

LordOfTheShrooms · 10th October 2006, 15:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by taco


	Enter Mcdonalds, order coffee spill coffee on dick and floor, slip... fall... bang your fucking melon on that brown tile floor as hard as you can. Then find a jew to win you ducats and facial reconstruction surgery just like ashley simpson and her jewey sister.

And all this will be easier than buying an endoscomy telescope and some silver nitrate off buyesesesesesesesesesessessessxexexxexexesexesexesxesexsexesxsxexessexe.org.com.url.net.edu?

bologna.com · 10th October 2006, 16:05

Why silver nitrate?

'Zat give ya a buzz?

LordOfTheShrooms · 10th October 2006, 16:43

No, but it will burn the fucker shut and would probably be easier to get a hold of than a tazer on a small, skinny stick. They use the stuff to cauterize all sorts of things.

taco · 10th October 2006, 16:52

15.99 for a radio shack soldering iron, ram it up your snout.

Thank me later.

LordOfTheShrooms · 10th October 2006, 16:55

That's the easy part. I need to be able to see where I'm poking the thing.

taco · 10th October 2006, 17:03

Have a buddy do it for you

LordOfTheShrooms · 10th October 2006, 17:25

hahahaha Yeah, ok. I'll get right on that. Also, see average nostril size compared to average soldering iron size.

sandman · 10th October 2006, 19:41

Shrooms... just mouth off to some big ape in a bar and he'll be happy to smash your face into the nearest wall to straighten it out.

AnimalChin · 10th October 2006, 21:16

do drugs. forget about your problems.

maladjusted · 10th October 2006, 21:39

Wouldn't even have to mouth off to me, just ask and I'll do it as often as neccessary.

DieHippy · 10th October 2006, 21:40

yeah. he benches more than you. remember that.

LordOfTheShrooms · 11th October 2006, 08:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by maladjusted


	Wouldn't even have to mouth off to me, just ask and I'll do it as often as neccessary.

You're a great friend, Mal.

10th October 2006, 15:11	#1
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,460	Fuck... I've apparently broken my nose at some point in my life. My septum is shoved into my right nostril. As a result, there's a blood vessel that is exposed in my left nostril that dries out, cracks, and bleeds like a motherfucker. I haven't met any of my insurance deductable yet, so I'm going to have to shell out 1,100 dollars ($1000 deductible + 20% of the remaining cost) to the doctor in addition to fees for the facility and the anesthesiologist to get it all fixed (cauterizing the blood vessel and straightening everything out). Doesn't really matter how much the latter two would cost; I can't afford the money for the doctor bill. Anyone know where I can buy one of those endoscomy telescopes and some silver nitrate? __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

10th October 2006, 15:14	#2
bologna.com Retard Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,061	Re: Fuck... Do home rhinoplasty with lots of cocaine... __________________ Like my buddy Skeeter said... "dude, you sure you want to contact her? She tried to kill you with a Jeep..."

10th October 2006, 15:17	#3
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,460	Re: Fuck... I've considered this option, but would rather not. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

10th October 2006, 15:20	#4
bologna.com Retard Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,061	Re: Fuck... I looked into this when I had my hip swapped out, there are local church organizations that will help pay for stuff 'cuz if they don't charitibly donate the money they gotta pay taxes on it and shit... Check that out... __________________ Like my buddy Skeeter said... "dude, you sure you want to contact her? She tried to kill you with a Jeep..."

10th October 2006, 15:30	#5
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: Fuck... Enter Mcdonalds, order coffee spill coffee on dick and floor, slip... fall... bang your fucking melon on that brown tile floor as hard as you can. Then find a jew to win you ducats and facial reconstruction surgery just like ashley simpson and her jewey sister.

10th October 2006, 15:32	#6
bologna.com Retard Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,061	Re: Fuck... BRILLIANT! __________________ Like my buddy Skeeter said... "dude, you sure you want to contact her? She tried to kill you with a Jeep..."

10th October 2006, 16:05	#8
bologna.com Retard Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,061	Re: Fuck... Why silver nitrate? 'Zat give ya a buzz? __________________ Like my buddy Skeeter said... "dude, you sure you want to contact her? She tried to kill you with a Jeep..."

10th October 2006, 16:43	#9
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,460	Re: Fuck... No, but it will burn the fucker shut and would probably be easier to get a hold of than a tazer on a small, skinny stick. They use the stuff to cauterize all sorts of things. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

10th October 2006, 16:52	#10
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: Fuck... 15.99 for a radio shack soldering iron, ram it up your snout. Thank me later.

10th October 2006, 16:55	#11
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,460	Re: Fuck... That's the easy part. I need to be able to see where I'm poking the thing. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

10th October 2006, 17:03	#12
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: Fuck... Have a buddy do it for you

10th October 2006, 17:25	#13
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,460	Re: Fuck... hahahaha Yeah, ok. I'll get right on that. Also, see average nostril size compared to average soldering iron size. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

10th October 2006, 19:41	#14
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Re: Fuck... Shrooms... just mouth off to some big ape in a bar and he'll be happy to smash your face into the nearest wall to straighten it out.

10th October 2006, 21:16	#15
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: Fuck... do drugs. forget about your problems.

10th October 2006, 21:40	#17
DieHippy Hella Bolognafried Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Home motherfuckers Posts: 3,789	Re: Fuck... yeah. he benches more than you. remember that.