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Old 23rd August 2006, 22:47   #1
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Dirty motherfucker

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I just changed the sheets on my bed, and the last time I did it was in December of 2005 when I moved in to the house....9 months ago. And in the last 9 months I have been working and sweating like a chinese whore on all kinds of dirty jobs and half the time I wouldn't take a shower before I went to bed if I didn't feel like it. They were so skanky, but I still could have gotten another 3 months out of them if I wanted too.

I think the best part is in some weird sick sort of way I'm very proud of my brown stained skanky sheets.



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Old 24th August 2006, 00:36   #2
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Shane really has to stop posting sharing such 'treasures'.
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Old 24th August 2006, 07:22   #3
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uh, like, WTF?
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Old 25th August 2006, 20:31   #4
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uh, like, WTF?


those are sheets Perry, like if you took the cloth off your bed it would look like that, with sheets you can throw em out once a year.
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Old 26th August 2006, 02:41   #5
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Holy where the fuck is Hondo with the timeline?
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Old 26th August 2006, 02:59   #6
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Holy where the fuck is Hondo with the timeline?

I don't have one that goes back that far.
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Old 26th August 2006, 17:20   #7
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Holy where the fuck is Hondo with the timeline?


what?
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Old 26th August 2006, 17:33   #8
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how come those sheets don't have the little squares all over em?
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Old 29th August 2006, 07:50   #9
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how come those sheets don't have the little squares all over em?

Cause Mexicans usually leave an oval pattern
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