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Old 8th March 2006, 22:55   #1
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Death ray

Beam this motherfucker into a laser beam, fry people like ants.

http://www.livescience.com/technolog..._sandia_z.html


Dude. sweet.


Odd shit happens at Sandia labs, odd shit man.
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Old 9th March 2006, 00:30   #2
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Heh sandia = watermelon en español.
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Old 9th March 2006, 07:47   #3
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"they don't know how they did it"
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Old 9th March 2006, 08:33   #4
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"Sandia consultant Malcolm Haines theorizes that some unknown energy source is involved, which is providing the machine with an extra jolt of energy just as the plasma ions are beginning to slow down."


. . . and then the earth blew up.
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Old 9th March 2006, 09:37   #5
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Sweet. Now harness that shit and put it in my car.
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Old 9th March 2006, 10:53   #6
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Sweet. Now harness that shit and splash it in my bourbon.

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Old 9th March 2006, 11:53   #7
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Heh sandia = watermelon en español.

Pecan Sandies are just nuts...
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Old 9th March 2006, 11:56   #8
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HOT BALLS
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Old 9th March 2006, 12:13   #9
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Pecan Sandies are just nuts...

I see what you did there...
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Old 9th March 2006, 12:13   #10
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SUBSCRIBE TO TEH HOT BALLS JOHNSON BLOG!
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Old 9th March 2006, 12:17   #11
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the phrase came from FYAD. he's a pretty regular poster there
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Old 9th March 2006, 12:19   #12
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So Short-dog copied that? He didn't make that up? He was using someone elses material?

That's inconceivable...
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It's crumbalievable...
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So Short-dog copied that? He didn't make that up? He was using someone elses material?

Inconceivable!!!

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Old 9th March 2006, 14:41   #15
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Heh sandia = watermelon en español.

think how fast you could cook whole hams at that temperature!
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Old 9th March 2006, 16:48   #16
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Anybody want a peenit?
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Old 9th March 2006, 16:50   #17
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Also, when the high temperature was achieved, the Z machine was releasing more energy than was originally put in, something that usually occurs only in nuclear reactions.

What could possibly go wrong with that?
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Old 9th March 2006, 17:17   #18
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still no cure for cancer
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Old 9th March 2006, 17:17   #19
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your dog wants steak cooked by hotter than the sun plasma
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:something else from Fark while we're busy posting threads here about stories there:
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