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don't tax me bro
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Death ray
Beam this motherfucker into a laser beam, fry people like ants.
http://www.livescience.com/technolog..._sandia_z.html Dude. sweet. Odd shit happens at Sandia labs, odd shit man.
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A hella fat actress
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Death ray
Heh sandia = watermelon en español.
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DRINK CHEERWINE
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Re: Death ray
"they don't know how they did it"
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Upon us all a little rain must fall.
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: Death ray
"Sandia consultant Malcolm Haines theorizes that some unknown energy source is involved, which is providing the machine with an extra jolt of energy just as the plasma ions are beginning to slow down."
. . . and then the earth blew up. |
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GO TO JAIL
I'm *this* close to silently protesting.
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Death ray
Sweet. Now harness that shit and put it in my car.
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Retard
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Re: Death ray
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Retard
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Re: Death ray
Pecan Sandies are just nuts...
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don't tax me bro
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Re: Death ray
HOT BALLS
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A hella fat actress
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Re: Death ray
I see what you did there... |
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Retard
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Re: Death ray
the phrase came from FYAD. he's a pretty regular poster there
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Retard
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Re: Death ray
So Short-dog copied that? He didn't make that up? He was using someone elses material?
That's inconceivable...
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Retard
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Re: Death ray
It's crumbalievable...
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A hella fat actress
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think how fast you could cook whole hams at that temperature! |
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Anybody want a peenit?
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What could possibly go wrong with that? |
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still no cure for cancer
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Re: Death ray
your dog wants steak cooked by hotter than the sun plasma
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Re: Death ray
:something else from Fark while we're busy posting threads here about stories there:
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