High School Teachings - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

Rooflechicken · 27th September 2005, 09:53

Apparently LC's kids science teacher is the smarterest dude in the whole wide world. I picked him up yesterday and he told me that his teacher told him about all of the bad things that are going to happen in Montana because of the recent hurricanes.

So I said what, like a little rain?

No, we are going to have an EARTHQUAKE about 9.0 here and it could wipe everything out.

Umm. HE ACTUALLY TOLD YOU THIS? OK, theres a few countries that would probably like to talk to him NOW about his earthquake predicting abilities. I wasn't aware that a high school science teacher was capable of such amazing things.

THEN the kids tells me about how Mt. Ranier is gonna blow and we could all die, then it could happen in Yellowstone too.

GLOOM AND DOOM, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

I was totally blown away. I proceeded to explain to him that even if all of those things COULD happen, doesn't mean they will. If you sat around and worried about all of the things that could possibly happen you'd never function at all. We *could* be driving down the highway and have all 4 tires just come apart and roll end over end into the river and drown. It *could* happen, but it probably won't. We talked about a lot of natural stuff that has happened, none of it wiped all everything and not everyone in the world died from any of it.

I'm waiting to hear the next installment before I go to the school to have a private meeting with the idiot teacher.

phxhawk · 27th September 2005, 09:57

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Originally Posted by Rooflechicken


	Apparently LC's kids science teacher is the smarterest dude in the whole wide world. I picked him up yesterday and he told me that his teacher told him about all of the bad things that are going to happen in Montana because of the recent hurricanes.

You picked up the teacher? Weird.

sandman · 27th September 2005, 10:01

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	I'm waiting to hear the next installment before I go to the school to have a private meeting with the idiot teacher.

I'm amazed at the flaming liberal idiocy that comes out of your state.

Rooflechicken · 27th September 2005, 10:05

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Originally Posted by phxhawk


	You picked up the teacher? Weird.

Yes, my grammar skills suck. Maybe I should try to be more like Doc?

Soulslayer · 27th September 2005, 10:08

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Originally Posted by Rooflechicken


	We could* be driving down the highway and have all 4 tires just come apart and roll end over end into the river and drown. It could happen, but it probably won't.*

jinx

Rooflechicken · 27th September 2005, 10:09

Sandman, its not even that is liberal idiocy. Its just plain fucking stupid.

The liberal idiocy will be tonight at the traffic planning meeting to increase traffic flow near the UM campus. All the hippies will line up and say we should all ride bikes and walk because cars that use OIL are baaaaaddd.

But they are PAVING OVER THE PARK!!! yeah, 10 feet of grass gone, deal with it.

sandman · 27th September 2005, 10:28

I thought the number of gun-loving hunter types would far out number the enviro wacko peta hippy types.

Hondo · 27th September 2005, 10:35

You left out the part where all of this is George Bush's fault. Or is that tomorrow's lesson?

taco · 27th September 2005, 11:16

All the nerds in the Discover magazine have been forecasting a gigantic earthquake in that montana area for some time now. Which could trigger volcanic activity.

27th September 2005, 11:23

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	All the nerds in the Discover magazine have been forecasting a gigantic earthquake in that montana area for some time now. Which could trigger volcanic activity.

that's true.

But hurricanes truggering it is fucking nutso

Rooflechicken · 27th September 2005, 11:46

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	that's true. But hurricanes truggering it is fucking nutso

Some idiot from Pocatello thinks its a Japanese Mafia caused storm using a machine they got from the Ruskies, I'm off to link hunt.

The gun toting hunters are about dead even with the hippies in Missoula, but they work and actually do stuff so tend to not make the meetings or newspapers as much.

Rooflechicken · 27th September 2005, 11:48

Here's one

and he was a weatherman? :doit:

and his website

L.C. · 27th September 2005, 13:17

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	But they are PAVING OVER THE PARK!!! yeah, 10 feet of grass gone, deal with it.

Pave over the whole fucking thing and make it a parking lot so I have a place to park my gas guzzling SUV at school. Problem solved.

Stiffy · 27th September 2005, 17:26

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	Pave over the whole fucking thing and make it a parking lot so I have a place to park my gas guzzling SUV at school. Problem solved.

You're way too good for DBD.

LordOfTheShrooms · 1st October 2005, 12:29

The science guy is correct that it's likely going to happen EVENTUALLY. But yellowstone still has another 10,000 years or so. And Cali is closer on it's cycle for big quakes. Not only shouldn't you worry about every little thing that could possibly go wrong, but it's really pointless to worry about things of that nature where there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.

Let the kid enjoy his highschool years. He can worry about that other bullshit after the hippies convert him and he's sitting in a tree to protect it.

1st October 2005, 14:41

HAhahahah. I can see your mundane imbecilic speeches in the break room. Dr. Shroomy McBowlcut. PhD in geothermal dynamics, geophysics, geo-restocking aisles 8-12. Expert in microwave entrees, Online seduction of purported women, cross coutry travel to get some ugly pussy because the local stuff won't even let you get a sniff of it. Man about town, owner of monthly bus pass including transfers. Posessor of 3 friends, 2 pairs of shoes, and 1 internet connection. Semi-witted 1 digit typist with an opinion on everything. You ARE the baddest ass in your breakroom, as long as Hector the ex-con isn't working your shift that day. The sky is the limit big boy. Unfortunately your reptile brain and amphibian looks will be the cement cargo that keep you on the runway for life. Thank God for government entitlement programs eh?

kaoru · 1st October 2005, 15:21

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	HAhahahah. I can see your mundane imbecilic speeches in the break room. Dr. Shroomy McBowlcut. PhD in geothermal dynamics, geophysics, geo-restocking aisles 8-12. Expert in microwave entrees, Online seduction of purported women, cross coutry travel to get some ugly pussy because the local stuff won't even let you get a sniff of it. Man about town, owner of monthly bus pass including transfers. Posessor of 3 friends, 2 pairs of shoes, and 1 internet connection. Semi-witted 1 digit typist with an opinion on everything. You ARE the baddest ass in your breakroom, as long as Hector the ex-con isn't working your shift that day. The sky is the limit big boy. Unfortunately your reptile brain and amphibian looks will be the cement cargo that keep you on the runway for life. Thank God for government entitlement programs eh?

Sounds more like a Match.com ad.

LordOfTheShrooms · 2nd October 2005, 23:00

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Originally Posted by Hung0v3r


	HAhahahah. I can see your mundane imbecilic speeches in the break room. Dr. Shroomy McBowlcut. PhD in geothermal dynamics, geophysics, geo-restocking aisles 8-12. Expert in microwave entrees, Online seduction of purported women, cross coutry travel to get some ugly pussy because the local stuff won't even let you get a sniff of it. Man about town, owner of monthly bus pass including transfers. Posessor of 3 friends, 2 pairs of shoes, and 1 internet connection. Semi-witted 1 digit typist with an opinion on everything. You ARE the baddest ass in your breakroom, as long as Hector the ex-con isn't working your shift that day. The sky is the limit big boy. Unfortunately your reptile brain and amphibian looks will be the cement cargo that keep you on the runway for life. Thank God for government entitlement programs eh?

You're close. But I put in my two weeks at target. And I only have two friends.

phxhawk · 3rd October 2005, 11:25

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	Man about town, owner of monthly bus pass including transfers.

Transfers is the only way to go.

27th September 2005, 10:28	#7
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Re: High School Teachings I thought the number of gun-loving hunter types would far out number the enviro wacko peta hippy types.

27th September 2005, 10:35	#8
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,539	Re: High School Teachings You left out the part where all of this is George Bush's fault. Or is that tomorrow's lesson? __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

27th September 2005, 11:16	#9
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: High School Teachings All the nerds in the Discover magazine have been forecasting a gigantic earthquake in that montana area for some time now. Which could trigger volcanic activity. __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

1st October 2005, 12:29	#15
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,460	Re: High School Teachings The science guy is correct that it's likely going to happen EVENTUALLY. But yellowstone still has another 10,000 years or so. And Cali is closer on it's cycle for big quakes. Not only shouldn't you worry about every little thing that could possibly go wrong, but it's really pointless to worry about things of that nature where there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it. Let the kid enjoy his highschool years. He can worry about that other bullshit after the hippies convert him and he's sitting in a tree to protect it. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

1st October 2005, 14:41	#16
Hung0v3r Posts: n/a	Re: High School Teachings HAhahahah. I can see your mundane imbecilic speeches in the break room. Dr. Shroomy McBowlcut. PhD in geothermal dynamics, geophysics, geo-restocking aisles 8-12. Expert in microwave entrees, Online seduction of purported women, cross coutry travel to get some ugly pussy because the local stuff won't even let you get a sniff of it. Man about town, owner of monthly bus pass including transfers. Posessor of 3 friends, 2 pairs of shoes, and 1 internet connection. Semi-witted 1 digit typist with an opinion on everything. You ARE the baddest ass in your breakroom, as long as Hector the ex-con isn't working your shift that day. The sky is the limit big boy. Unfortunately your reptile brain and amphibian looks will be the cement cargo that keep you on the runway for life. Thank God for government entitlement programs eh?