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I got a letter from the DOI
Actually, 2 BIG envelopes, full of 2 different kinds of smaller envelopes, and a letter. The instructions are to place one wing from each duck and goose in a small envelope and seal it, include tail feathers for geese. Put small envelope in slightly larger envelope and put in mail. Pre-paid addressed envelopes.
The government has asked me to MAIL them body parts. Bird parts. I have never heard of this before, and I think it may have something to do with that whole behavior science thing. The envelopes are NOT penis shaped. Not really. Kinda.
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23rd September 2005, 13:41 | #2 |
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
Send them chikken parts.
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23rd September 2005, 13:43 | #3 |
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
Are they postage paid envelopes?
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23rd September 2005, 13:47 | #4 |
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
Are they going to reimburse you for the wings? If not, I say don't do it.
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23rd September 2005, 13:51 | #5 |
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
Send them hot wings instead. They'll enjoy them more.
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23rd September 2005, 14:04 | #6 |
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
I don't get it. WHY are they asking for bird parts.
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23rd September 2005, 14:05 | #7 |
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JESUS FUCK. ther eis someone out there making 60K a year, plus insurance and retirement whose job it is to mail shit so the government can collect duck parts. For every one of those there are 2 or 3 who count duck parts and make even more $.
FUCKIGN FEDERALLY FUNDED DUCK WING COUNTING. I swear to christ im going to have an aneurism some day as a direct result of reading something about the gov't pissing away money on jobs it shouldn't do in the first place Amendment X The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people. |
23rd September 2005, 14:10 | #8 |
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
If you started drinking again this stuff wouldn't bother you as much.
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23rd September 2005, 14:16 | #9 |
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
Also, Mal will say this is a reasonable request under the Patriot Act.
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
OH CHRIST you made me LOLaeroplane. buck says no though. I will take photos of this process. The know I am a hunter because when you are you have to provide some info about the previous year, and last year DOI sent me a season total survey thing. The actual MAILING of duck parts is fucking weird. Yes, there will be pictures of the first mailing. This is quite possible one of the strangest requests ever made of me.
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23rd September 2005, 14:53 | #11 |
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
Mail them a rubber chicken.
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
and just where in the hell were you with this idea LAST night??? cuz actually, thats probably gonna happen.
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23rd September 2005, 15:13 | #13 |
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
da fuck is a DOI?
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23rd September 2005, 15:17 | #14 |
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
Department of Internet.
Duh...
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That shit made me lol. |
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
I'll have to look to see if I have to put my name on them or not. If I do, I'll use one of you guys.
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23rd September 2005, 15:42 | #17 |
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
My name is Alan T. Nelson
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Good one, jackass. But not true. Tell them you already ate the parts in question. How the hell do they know you've got birds you just done kilt anyhow? This is fucking weird. What do they claim is the reason for this, and how great is a week old bird part gonna smell after it's been mailed in an unrefrigerated envelope? |
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
You guys are fucked.
There is little actual muscle tissue on the duck wing, so they won't be bad. They specified no plastic because it increases decay speed, and also asked that the envelopes not be covered in blood. I knew I should have taken pics last night. Duck parts, in the mail.
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23rd September 2005, 15:59 | #20 |
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Re: I got a letter from the DOI
It would be great if you found a dead bald eagle or spotted owl or fisting whateverthefuck and sent in its wing.
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