10th October 2006, 15:11 | #1 |
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I've apparently broken my nose at some point in my life. My septum is shoved into my right nostril. As a result, there's a blood vessel that is exposed in my left nostril that dries out, cracks, and bleeds like a motherfucker. I haven't met any of my insurance deductable yet, so I'm going to have to shell out 1,100 dollars ($1000 deductible + 20% of the remaining cost) to the doctor in addition to fees for the facility and the anesthesiologist to get it all fixed (cauterizing the blood vessel and straightening everything out). Doesn't really matter how much the latter two would cost; I can't afford the money for the doctor bill.
Anyone know where I can buy one of those endoscomy telescopes and some silver nitrate?
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10th October 2006, 15:14 | #2 |
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Re: Fuck...
Do home rhinoplasty with lots of cocaine...
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10th October 2006, 15:17 | #3 |
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I've considered this option, but would rather not.
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10th October 2006, 15:20 | #4 |
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I looked into this when I had my hip swapped out, there are local church organizations that will help pay for stuff 'cuz if they don't charitibly donate the money they gotta pay taxes on it and shit...
Check that out...
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10th October 2006, 15:30 | #5 |
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Enter Mcdonalds, order coffee
spill coffee on dick and floor, slip... fall... bang your fucking melon on that brown tile floor as hard as you can. Then find a jew to win you ducats and facial reconstruction surgery just like ashley simpson and her jewey sister. |
10th October 2006, 15:32 | #6 |
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BRILLIANT!
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And all this will be easier than buying an endoscomy telescope and some silver nitrate off buyesesesesesesesesesessessessxexexxexexesexesexesxesexsexesxsxexessexe.org.com.url.net.edu?
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10th October 2006, 16:05 | #8 |
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Why silver nitrate?
'Zat give ya a buzz?
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10th October 2006, 16:43 | #9 |
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No, but it will burn the fucker shut and would probably be easier to get a hold of than a tazer on a small, skinny stick. They use the stuff to cauterize all sorts of things.
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10th October 2006, 16:52 | #10 |
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15.99 for a radio shack soldering iron, ram it up your snout.
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10th October 2006, 16:55 | #11 |
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That's the easy part. I need to be able to see where I'm poking the thing.
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10th October 2006, 17:03 | #12 |
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Have a buddy do it for you
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10th October 2006, 17:25 | #13 |
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hahahaha Yeah, ok. I'll get right on that. Also, see average nostril size compared to average soldering iron size.
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10th October 2006, 19:41 | #14 |
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Shrooms... just mouth off to some big ape in a bar and he'll be happy to smash your face into the nearest wall to straighten it out.
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10th October 2006, 21:16 | #15 |
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do drugs. forget about your problems.
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Wouldn't even have to mouth off to me, just ask and I'll do it as often as neccessary.
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10th October 2006, 21:40 | #17 |
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yeah. he benches more than you. remember that.
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You're a great friend, Mal.
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