Mexican Swine Flu - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

taco · 27th April 2009, 06:27

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	POSTED: Sunday, April 26, 2009 UPDATED: 6:31 pm CDT April 26, 2009 SAN ANTONIO -- The Texas Department of State Health Services on Sunday announced that all 14 schools and district facilities in the Schertz-Cibolo-Universal City Independent School District will be closed effective immediately after several more flu-like illnesses have been discovered in the department's ongoing swine flu investigation. The closure will be in effect for at least a week for 11,000 students and 1,400 district employees. All extracurricular activities also were cancelled. The announcement comes one day after health officials announced the closure of Steele High School, where two students contracted the disease and a third case was pending.

Phix · 27th April 2009, 07:19

First they promised SARS would kill everybody, and I was happy. Then I was let down. I think only 200 people worldwide died of it.
Next it was the Avian flu. That turned out to be a bust. It killed about 50 people. Mostly SE Asians who cooked their food over chicken shit.
So until the Swine flu starts getting a 99.999% kill rate, I'm not going to get my hopes up.

Meanwhile the plain old regular flu kills 50,000 a year.

taco · 27th April 2009, 07:33

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	plain old regular flu

Not newsworthy

MEXICAN SWINE FLU

OMG panic, beaners trying to kill us all

Close the borders, QUARANTINE STAT! Eliminates the browns people with pig virii

LordOfTheShrooms · 27th April 2009, 09:26

Phix, for the time being you'll just have to fantasize with this: http://www.addictinggames.com/pandemic2.html

Hondo · 27th April 2009, 13:14

I was planning on diving in Cozumel at the end of May but being surrounded by barfing, shitting Mexicans ain't my idea of a holdiay.

phxhawk · 27th April 2009, 18:47

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Originally Posted by Hondo


	being surrounded by barfing, shitting Mexicans ain't my idea of a holdiay.

I think there's a web page somewhere that says different. Stiffy?

Just_call_me_Q · 27th April 2009, 18:49

This one has some potential - I want to see how it plays out. My gut says this one will be a serious culling of the herd.

Julius · 27th April 2009, 20:40

Swine flu?

Is that like pigs flying?

Just_call_me_Q · 27th April 2009, 21:20

in past tense

taco · 28th April 2009, 06:06

That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over, what the fuck are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do?

Stiffy · 28th April 2009, 06:30

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Originally Posted by phxhawk


	I think there's a web page somewhere that says different. Stiffy?

www.hawksbarfingshittymexicans.com

DieHippy · 28th April 2009, 07:02

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Originally Posted by Hondo


	I was planning on diving in Cozumel at the end of May but being surrounded by barfing, shitting Mexicans ain't my idea of a holdiay.

So you have no excuse to not make the 500, correct?

Hondo · 28th April 2009, 10:09

Kinda looking that way

Soulslayer · 28th April 2009, 13:02

Julius · 28th April 2009, 21:01

^^^ We've all done that late at the pub... ask Chikkin.

Stiffy · 29th April 2009, 06:10

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	^^^ We've all done that late at the pub... ask Chikkin.

fell asleep before he licked the pig. I'n though....

Stiffy · 29th April 2009, 08:27

CDC confirms 64 cases of

flu in the US.

Just_call_me_Q · 29th April 2009, 15:25

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	CDC confirms 64 cases of flu in the US.

Up to 94 now

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/SwineFl...7456439&page=1

IlDente · 29th April 2009, 17:24

Quick everybody PANIC

Just_call_me_Q · 29th April 2009, 18:19

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Originally Posted by IlDente


	Quick everybody PANIC

I have a friend who is freaking the fuck out right now. To be fair, he actualy might have a legit reason to freak out.

He works sales for a company that sells IT solutions for medical records to Hospitals. He is on a plane daily, and going into half the Hospitals in the US to make a sales pitch. I must admit with as much possible exposure as he has, I would be a little wigged out too.

27th April 2009, 07:19	#2
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: Mexican Swine Flu First they promised SARS would kill everybody, and I was happy. Then I was let down. I think only 200 people worldwide died of it. Next it was the Avian flu. That turned out to be a bust. It killed about 50 people. Mostly SE Asians who cooked their food over chicken shit. So until the Swine flu starts getting a 99.999% kill rate, I'm not going to get my hopes up. Meanwhile the plain old regular flu kills 50,000 a year. __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

27th April 2009, 09:26	#4
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Mexican Swine Flu Phix, for the time being you'll just have to fantasize with this: http://www.addictinggames.com/pandemic2.html __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

27th April 2009, 13:14	#5
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: Mexican Swine Flu I was planning on diving in Cozumel at the end of May but being surrounded by barfing, shitting Mexicans ain't my idea of a holdiay. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

27th April 2009, 18:49	#7
Just_call_me_Q BEEFCAKE!!!!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,958	Re: Mexican Swine Flu This one has some potential - I want to see how it plays out. My gut says this one will be a serious culling of the herd.

27th April 2009, 21:20	#9
Just_call_me_Q BEEFCAKE!!!!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,958	Re: Mexican Swine Flu in past tense

28th April 2009, 06:06	#10
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: Mexican Swine Flu That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over, what the fuck are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do? __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

28th April 2009, 10:09	#13
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: Mexican Swine Flu Kinda looking that way __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

28th April 2009, 13:02	#14
Soulslayer Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,784	Re: Mexican Swine Flu __________________

29th April 2009, 08:27	#17
Stiffy Optimus lame. I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rock Ridge Posts: 6,679	Re: Mexican Swine Flu CDC confirms 64 cases of flu in the US. __________________ Meh, fuck it

29th April 2009, 17:24	#19
IlDente cumstain I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,062	Re: Mexican Swine Flu Quick everybody PANIC