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Hella gort maringa
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Stuck in North Pole AK
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My fucking kid
Yeah my smartass is sofa king genetic its not even funny.
My sister had thanksgiving dinner today, cause yeah. So I made some mention of getting blamed for something because I'm black, as I do. So about half way through dinner the kid makes a joke about how I get to vote but it doesn't count because I'm black. I almost fell over. He can't even help it, its genetic. I wish I could re create the whole thing because my uber religious mother about fell the fuck over. I had to repeat what he said cause nobody but me heard it and I was literally tearing up at the fucking table. I told him to never repeat the funniest thing he has ever said again. I am a horrible father.
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7th December 2008, 23:37
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I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: My fucking kid
So Cali left her two weeks behind everyone else?
Whoa...
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8th December 2008, 00:09
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Hella gort maringa
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Re: My fucking kid
I was hunting and part time kid shit made it better to do it today.
I started drink at 10. Shots and fuck you for bringing your kids to the bar. Yep, you idiots.
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8th December 2008, 02:11
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Huh?
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8th December 2008, 20:19
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DRINK CHEERWINE
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PSA's itt
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9th December 2008, 02:43
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I'm *this* close to silently protesting.
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