Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

- The Lt. Allen Swanson Project (http://www.nobigtoe.com/forumdisplay.php?f=44)

- - My fucking kid (http://www.nobigtoe.com/showthread.php?t=18415)

Yeah my smartass is sofa king genetic its not even funny.

My sister had thanksgiving dinner today, cause yeah. So I made some mention of getting blamed for something because I'm black, as I do. So about half way through dinner the kid makes a joke about how I get to vote but it doesn't count because I'm black.

I almost fell over.

He can't even help it, its genetic. I wish I could re create the whole thing because my uber religious mother about fell the fuck over. I had to repeat what he said cause nobody but me heard it and I was literally tearing up at the fucking table.

I told him to never repeat the funniest thing he has ever said again.

I am a horrible father.

Re: My fucking kid

So Cali left her two weeks behind everyone else?

Whoa...

Re: My fucking kid

I was hunting and part time kid shit made it better to do it today.

I started drink at 10.

Shots and fuck you for bringing your kids to the bar.

Yep, you idiots.

Re: My fucking kid