i got stabbed by a ghost - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

AnimalChin · 13th October 2008, 19:37

i was checking emails and stuff this morning before going to the studio and all of the sudden it felt like someone stabbed me in the back with a 4" gerber.

it fucking hurt. bad.

i could hardly move for about 5 minutes and after trying to move and walk around and do stuff i finally drove myself to the urgent care clinic at 7:30 this morning.

knowing nothing about anything i thought it may have been a pinched nerve, as i hear those hurt like a mother fucker.

i think the "doctor" kind of blew me off saying it was a muscle spasm and left me with a prescription for a huge box of steroids, a 30-bottle of muscle relaxers (that don't seem to do anything), and a fucking measly amount of weak-ass vicodin that don't do shit either.

this fucking sucks and it hurts, man.

where can i get some decent pain meds

TennesseeChick · 13th October 2008, 20:55

Could be a kidney stone that moved and is lodged? That's what mine felt like.

LordOfTheShrooms · 13th October 2008, 21:26

Where in your back did it hurt?

Hondo · 13th October 2008, 21:54

Did you fuck the ghost's sister?

maladjusted · 13th October 2008, 22:06

Go to a real doctor moran.

AnimalChin · 13th October 2008, 22:26

doctor had me pee in a cup to check for kidney stones, and he thought the pain epicenter was too high for those anyways.

the pain is just above the middle of my back, and just on the right side of my spine which was what led me to believe it was a pinched nerve since i heard there's a lot of nerves that get pinched in your spine.

the ghost didnt have a sister. that i could find.

i'm gonna tomorrow or the day after if it don't get fixed.

i had a real doctor but i didn't like him much so now i have to try and find a new one.

anyone ever had a pain like this? aside from "reading your posts" or "fucking your mother" or "mal sitting on me" or "fucking someone trance finds attractive" or "we're out of whisky" or "something bad a democrat did that outraged me" or "black people"

Hondo · 13th October 2008, 22:32

Doesn't sound like kidney stones...from my personal experience they just don't start out that way.

Sounds like a muscle pull to me. Perhaps a slipped or bulged disc.

AnimalChin · 13th October 2008, 22:33

did anyone elses body seem to just start falling apart after they hit 30

i could have been fucking welding aluminum ("aluminium" for julius) today god dammit

how was key west cop face

Hondo · 13th October 2008, 22:52

It beat work dude.

Your body checks out after 30 broseph. You have to start preventative maintenence now to keep it up.

AnimalChin · 14th October 2008, 06:23

hey man i started flossing how about that shit right there

:pride:

LordOfTheShrooms · 14th October 2008, 07:21

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Originally Posted by AnimalChin


	did anyone elses body seem to just start falling apart after they hit 30

Let you know when I get there.

sandman · 14th October 2008, 07:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimalChin


	the pain is just above the middle of my back, and just on the right side of my spine which was what led me to believe it was a pinched nerve since i heard there's a lot of nerves that get pinched in your spine.

I've had that before. You've pinched a nerve. Go find a good chiropractor and after a 2-3 adjustments you should be fine.

I go see a chiropractor once a month (or every 6 weeks or so) for adjustments to my back and neck.

maladjusted · 14th October 2008, 11:39

Hey Shorty did you eat like a cup of lard for breakfast? It sorta sounds like gall stones if you were also sweating and feeling like you were going to have an alien pop out of your chest at any moment.

AnimalChin · 14th October 2008, 13:40

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Originally Posted by maladjusted


	Hey Shorty did you eat like a cup of lard for breakfast? It sorta sounds like gall stones if you were also sweating and feeling like you were going to have an alien pop out of your chest at any moment.

no lard, no sweating, no aliens.

the nurse was really impressed when they took my blood pressure. they always are. he asked if i was a runner.

no sir just a smoker and a drinker.

AnimalChin · 14th October 2008, 13:41

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Originally Posted by AnimalChin


	no lard, no sweating, no aliens. the nurse was really impressed when they took my blood pressure. they always are. he asked if i was a runner. no sir just a smoker and a drinker.

i'm supposed to have high blood pressure but i never do

my mom has it way bad

and cholesterol and some other shit maybe i am in big trouble

Julius · 15th October 2008, 06:38

Sometimes back muscles spasm to stabilise the spine under stress - in this case possibly right rhomboid or errecta spinae muscles. Its similar to how the ankle swells if we sprain it; its the body's way of immobilising the joint(s).

Maybe you have some muscular imbalances and would benefit from following Sandman's advice and also seeing a physiotherapist to get some strengthing exercises for that area. It may also be a condition sometime known as "mouse-shoulder" from too much computer use, over extended periods.

Phix · 15th October 2008, 07:48

Maybe you should go to the Philippines and get some bar girl to walk on your back for a nickel.

maladjusted · 15th October 2008, 09:52

mouse shoulder aka whacker's back

TennesseeChick · 15th October 2008, 20:00

Wait till you hit 40, Shorty...

AnimalChin · 16th October 2008, 17:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by TennesseeChick


	Wait till you hit 40, Shorty...

i wanna bang you when I turn 40

my original post said i wanna bang you.

some faggot edited it.

13th October 2008, 19:37	#1
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	i got stabbed by a ghost i was checking emails and stuff this morning before going to the studio and all of the sudden it felt like someone stabbed me in the back with a 4" gerber. it fucking hurt. bad. i could hardly move for about 5 minutes and after trying to move and walk around and do stuff i finally drove myself to the urgent care clinic at 7:30 this morning. knowing nothing about anything i thought it may have been a pinched nerve, as i hear those hurt like a mother fucker. i think the "doctor" kind of blew me off saying it was a muscle spasm and left me with a prescription for a huge box of steroids, a 30-bottle of muscle relaxers (that don't seem to do anything), and a fucking measly amount of weak-ass vicodin that don't do shit either. this fucking sucks and it hurts, man. where can i get some decent pain meds

13th October 2008, 20:55	#2
TennesseeChick Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 1,482	Re: i got stabbed by a ghost Could be a kidney stone that moved and is lodged? That's what mine felt like.

13th October 2008, 21:26	#3
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: i got stabbed by a ghost Where in your back did it hurt? __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

13th October 2008, 21:54	#4
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: i got stabbed by a ghost Did you fuck the ghost's sister? __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

13th October 2008, 22:06	#5
maladjusted Hellappotamus Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,070	Re: i got stabbed by a ghost Go to a real doctor moran.

13th October 2008, 22:26	#6
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: i got stabbed by a ghost doctor had me pee in a cup to check for kidney stones, and he thought the pain epicenter was too high for those anyways. the pain is just above the middle of my back, and just on the right side of my spine which was what led me to believe it was a pinched nerve since i heard there's a lot of nerves that get pinched in your spine. the ghost didnt have a sister. that i could find. i'm gonna tomorrow or the day after if it don't get fixed. i had a real doctor but i didn't like him much so now i have to try and find a new one. anyone ever had a pain like this? aside from "reading your posts" or "fucking your mother" or "mal sitting on me" or "fucking someone trance finds attractive" or "we're out of whisky" or "something bad a democrat did that outraged me" or "black people"

13th October 2008, 22:32	#7
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: i got stabbed by a ghost Doesn't sound like kidney stones...from my personal experience they just don't start out that way. Sounds like a muscle pull to me. Perhaps a slipped or bulged disc. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

13th October 2008, 22:33	#8
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: i got stabbed by a ghost did anyone elses body seem to just start falling apart after they hit 30 i could have been fucking welding aluminum ("aluminium" for julius) today god dammit how was key west cop face

13th October 2008, 22:52	#9
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: i got stabbed by a ghost It beat work dude. Your body checks out after 30 broseph. You have to start preventative maintenence now to keep it up. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

14th October 2008, 06:23	#10
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: i got stabbed by a ghost hey man i started flossing how about that shit right there :pride:

14th October 2008, 11:39	#13
maladjusted Hellappotamus Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,070	Re: i got stabbed by a ghost Hey Shorty did you eat like a cup of lard for breakfast? It sorta sounds like gall stones if you were also sweating and feeling like you were going to have an alien pop out of your chest at any moment.

15th October 2008, 07:48	#17
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: i got stabbed by a ghost Maybe you should go to the Philippines and get some bar girl to walk on your back for a nickel. __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

15th October 2008, 09:52	#18
maladjusted Hellappotamus Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,070	Re: i got stabbed by a ghost mouse shoulder aka whacker's back

15th October 2008, 20:00	#19
TennesseeChick Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 1,482	Re: i got stabbed by a ghost Wait till you hit 40, Shorty...