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Mexican Swine Flu
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27th April 2009, 07:19 | #2 |
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First they promised SARS would kill everybody, and I was happy. Then I was let down. I think only 200 people worldwide died of it.
Next it was the Avian flu. That turned out to be a bust. It killed about 50 people. Mostly SE Asians who cooked their food over chicken shit. So until the Swine flu starts getting a 99.999% kill rate, I'm not going to get my hopes up. Meanwhile the plain old regular flu kills 50,000 a year.
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Re: Mexican Swine Flu
Not newsworthy OMG panic, beaners trying to kill us all Close the borders, QUARANTINE STAT! Eliminates the browns people with pig virii |
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27th April 2009, 09:26 | #4 |
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Re: Mexican Swine Flu
Phix, for the time being you'll just have to fantasize with this: http://www.addictinggames.com/pandemic2.html
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27th April 2009, 13:14 | #5 |
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Re: Mexican Swine Flu
I was planning on diving in Cozumel at the end of May but being surrounded by barfing, shitting Mexicans ain't my idea of a holdiay.
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Re: Mexican Swine Flu
I think there's a web page somewhere that says different. Stiffy?
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27th April 2009, 18:49 | #7 |
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Re: Mexican Swine Flu
This one has some potential - I want to see how it plays out. My gut says this one will be a serious culling of the herd.
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Huh?
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Re: Mexican Swine Flu
Swine flu?
Is that like pigs flying?
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27th April 2009, 21:20 | #9 |
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Re: Mexican Swine Flu
in past tense
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28th April 2009, 06:06 | #10 |
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Re: Mexican Swine Flu
That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over, what the fuck are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do?
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Re: Mexican Swine Flu
www.hawksbarfingshittymexicans.com
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So you have no excuse to not make the 500, correct? |
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28th April 2009, 10:09 | #13 |
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Re: Mexican Swine Flu
Kinda looking that way
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28th April 2009, 13:02 | #14 |
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Huh?
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^^^ We've all done that late at the pub... ask Chikkin.
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Re: Mexican Swine Flu
fell asleep before he licked the pig. I'n though....
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29th April 2009, 08:27 | #17 |
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Re: Mexican Swine Flu
CDC confirms 64 cases of flu in the US.
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Re: Mexican Swine Flu
Up to 94 now http://abcnews.go.com/Health/SwineFl...7456439&page=1 |
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29th April 2009, 17:24 | #19 |
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Quick everybody
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Re: Mexican Swine Flu
I have a friend who is freaking the fuck out right now. To be fair, he actualy might have a legit reason to freak out. He works sales for a company that sells IT solutions for medical records to Hospitals. He is on a plane daily, and going into half the Hospitals in the US to make a sales pitch. I must admit with as much possible exposure as he has, I would be a little wigged out too. |
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