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Old 17th June 2009, 14:24   #1
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Bitch kilt the dogs

I'm standing in the checkout line last night and heard these two women in front of me talking about dogs. One tells the other that her late mother had two German Shepherds and that she had made her promise that when something happened to her that she would have the dogs put down so they all could be cremated and buried together. So when the old biddy took a dirt nap that's exactly what she went and did. She said her brother begged her to give him the dogs instead but that she had to keep her promise to her dead mother.

Now that's just fucked in the head. What kind of vet would do that shit anyway? I made the comment that it was a good thing her mom didn't feel that way about her kids too. She gave me a dirty look but wisely kept her trap shut.

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Old 17th June 2009, 16:54   #2
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Re: Bitch kilt the dogs

That is pretty fucked up... I'd like to say that I can't imagine a vet would be willing to do that, but I figure you can probably find some back alley jackass that will. Or they could have done it themselves and taken the corpses to the crematorium.



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Old 17th June 2009, 19:17   #3
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Re: Bitch kilt the dogs

Thats horrible shit.

Im suprised there is no animal cruelty law to protect the animals from being kilt.
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Old 17th June 2009, 20:12   #4
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Re: Bitch kilt the dogs

it wasn't animal cruelty, the dogs were humanely put to sleep at a vet office.

it was her mothers dying wish...she told her she would honor it...she should have told her mother to fuck off, but she didn't.
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Old 17th June 2009, 20:13   #5
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ps...they're dogs. get over it. there's hundreds more at the spca if anyone is worried about 2 being killed.
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Old 17th June 2009, 21:09   #6
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You think that's fucked up, check this shit out.

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Old 18th June 2009, 07:51   #7
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Old 18th June 2009, 07:54   #8
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Re: Bitch kilt the dogs

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ps...they're dogs. get over it. there's hundreds more at the spca if anyone is worried about 2 being killed.

If it were cats, I would agree. Hell, I'd say bury the cats alive with the old biddy.

But many dogs are better than most people.

Of course I bet these were annoying little yappy dogs. In that case they should have been dropped from an overpass. Old ladies almost never have good dogs.
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Old 18th June 2009, 08:35   #9
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two German Shepherds

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it wasn't animal cruelty, the dogs were humanely put to sleep at a vet office.

Exactly, and i would guess there is a VETERINARY code of ethics about euthanizing healthy german shepherds because someone willed them dead.
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Old 18th June 2009, 11:38   #10
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Re: Bitch kilt the dogs

Dr Kevorkian took some correspondence classes for his veterinarian license.
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Old 18th June 2009, 14:47   #11
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Re: Bitch kilt the dogs

Who cares what she told the dying bitch. She's dead. Not like she's gonna complain.

After I'm dead I won't give a fuck.
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Old 18th June 2009, 19:23   #12
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Re: Bitch kilt the dogs

yeah, but that lady would have to live with the fact that the last thing she did for her mother was lie to her. some folks just can't live with that sort of thing.

like i said, she should have told her to fuck off before she died.
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Old 21st June 2009, 06:41   #13
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Re: Bitch kilt the dogs

I have a cat "OC" (Orange Cat)

I just spent a grand on him cause he got an infection. He got bit by a skunk or fuckin possum. Veternarians are vile/scum/rip-offs. If he was 12, I'd-a done him. But he's 2, so I paid. Fuck.

OC is my bud. He's laying next to me right now. He gets it. He's also a junkie. He does catnip like I do Vodka. Mutherfucker has a pipe and custom lighter. We roll.
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