2nd May 2006, 08:50 | #1 |
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the dog is satan
The dirtback cocksuckers that dwell behind me have 3 dogs they leave out all the time, never inside.
The small one is a little kick dog that yips constantly. Last night, my final strand of tolerance snapped. 3am to 6am no sleep for the taco. 6am i take my happy ass over there to the house with the satan dog and to my suprise nobody is there. There is an abondoned mini-van with no license plate in the driveway and it basically resembles your average drop house here in PHX. I called the PD with the home number and im arranging a second complaint with a neighbor to file some sort of disturbance thing on those motherfuckers who live in that motherfucking house. I understand its not the fault of the dog that it has bad owners. But, i wanted to beat that horrible little fuck with a bat at 3am last night. Joo wants pictures of drop house with dead trees?
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No. I want pictures of you taking the dogs here: NO KILL Shelter Adoption Hours: Monday - Closed Tuesday - Friday: 11am - 7pm Saturday - Sunday: 9am - 5pm 30 North 40th Place Phoenix Arizona 85034 (602) 273-6852 On second thought, no pictures. But do it. It am win for dogs, and win for Taco, and win for us (because it will stop your whining). If you let the authorities deal with this the dogs will go to a regular shelter and are as good as dead. Feel free to donate to no kill shelter when you drop off the three dogs. I will paypal you money when you report back that dogs am safe. |
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2nd May 2006, 10:40 | #3 |
I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out
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Re: the dog is satan
Too much work. Just Trust Yellow.
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2nd May 2006, 10:48 | #4 |
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Re: the dog is satan
Where's the fuckin' pictures?
WITH CHIKKINZ...
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Look, we're not talking about Mexicans here, these are dogs. |
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2nd May 2006, 11:24 | #6 |
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I'm *this* close to silently protesting.
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Re: the dog is satan
No shit man, do what's right by the dog. You said it yourself, it's not his fault if he has shitty owners.
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2nd May 2006, 11:44 | #7 |
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Re: the dog is satan
I like dogs. Don't kill it.
But if you wanted to, you could soak a sponge in bacon grease and let the dog eat it. Good chance he'll die of massive constipation. OR Got any local farmers? Get some anhydrous ammonia and a good whiff will make the dog pass out. Place dog in middle of road. Some old lady will run over it. |
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Re: the dog is satan
Mexcians won't drink anti-freeze. I've tried.
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You have to take your boot off their neck for them to swallow. |
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Please yuo am not threatening teh Mexifornians. We could not live without Tacos, Chalupas and Burritos. |
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2nd May 2006, 12:51 | #11 |
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What we need are illegal shelters to take them to where fucking idiots can donate of their own free will to feed and clothe them, and the rest of us can save $$ on our taxes.
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2nd May 2006, 12:53 | #12 |
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Re: the dog is satan
I was out earlier and it's clearly evident that our economy is in a shambles today as a direct result of the protest yesterday...
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2nd May 2006, 12:58 | #13 |
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Thankyuo for teh report, I won't bother leaving teh house now.
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2nd May 2006, 12:59 | #14 |
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my wife has the digi cam, i will photograph the methlab house later.
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2nd May 2006, 19:16 | #17 |
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Re: the dog is satan
WTF? you want me to steal someones dog?
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2nd May 2006, 19:24 | #18 |
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I thought they were basically abandoned?
If so, YES I want you to relocate them. It's not stealing, it's relocation. |
2nd May 2006, 22:01 | #19 |
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There is/was someone living there. The past few days there has been no lights on and the window blinds are open and the pink sheet they typically have up tacked up blocking the sliding door is gone. Which is odd since they always have that shit closed off and i have not once seen a human being there. Lights turn off and on occasionally, but not as of late.
There is food bowls out there and its kinda hard to determine water or whatever else as the fucking place is a disaster and i didnt break out the noculars to locate that. This doesnt take much recon on my part as i can see their windows and back door while i stand in my kitchen and drink my beer. Cause im a tall motherfucker. Or, i can go upstairs and peek down to see what fuckery is happening. Update. Lights off, looks vacant, yippie little dog shouts out a few times here and there. Not yet a non-stop festivus of yipping.
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3rd May 2006, 00:58 | #20 |
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Fuckers are gone, dead, or in jail...
Relocate teh doggies to a maladjusted approved facility immediately.
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