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Old 7th July 2011, 12:30   #41
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These are the cereal bowls I use:



You can make fun of me all you want, but you know they're awesome and that at least a part of you is jealous.
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Old 7th July 2011, 12:42   #42
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There's a cock in yr bowl
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Old 7th July 2011, 12:44   #43
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haha Well done, sir.
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Old 7th July 2011, 15:57   #44
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so do you have a bed sheet for a table cloth or do you just keep your bowls in bed?
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Old 8th July 2011, 08:22   #46
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I lifted that picture from an ebay auction because I'm too lazy to take pictures.
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Old 19th July 2011, 20:22   #47
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Random pictures from an old phone
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Old 19th July 2011, 20:28   #48
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This is from when jct and I were roommates (gay jokes lulz) and we were cleaning out our apartment before we moved out.

Empty cases of beer took three or four trips with the cart
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Old 19th July 2011, 20:28   #49
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Bourbon is tasty
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Old 19th July 2011, 23:22   #50
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Dude....Miller Lite and Wild Turkey?

Really?

Come out to the next Rooflefest...and we'll show you real man drinking stuff.
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Miller Lite is whatever. It's cheap, goes down easy, and you can drink a lot of them. Plus like anything else, it starts to taste like water before long.

Wild Turkey 101 is good shit. These days I drink Makers, though.
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Old 20th July 2011, 10:18   #52
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We had a wedding at the county fair tonight. At the intermission of the combine demo derby. Classy.
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What he unfortunately neglected to say as a follow up was, "That's right bitch, suck it!"
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Saw that earlier and that shit is truly epic.
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Old 25th July 2011, 16:41   #57
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For fuck's sake, if you're going to steal my credit card number at least try and buy something cool. Don't go grocery shopping. Fucking loser.
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It's cheap, goes down easy,

Elsie?
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I think Chikken may disagree on the cheap part.
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