GWB's SOTU - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

Hondo · 31st January 2006, 22:20

I think he did a pretty decent job tonight. Usually watching/listening to him speak is an exercise in torture but I thought he came across better than he usually does. The Dems are going to have a hard time accusing him of being too partisan after that speech. He bent over backwards trying to be accommodating to their smelly asses.

31st January 2006, 23:01

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Originally Posted by Hondo


	He bent over backwards trying to be accommodating to their smelly asses.

Which is why he sucks at president.

Better than Kerry, but so, too would be my dog.

I didn't watch. I rarely do. It's all just bullshit.

kaoru · 31st January 2006, 23:26

Thankfully, I didn't come home from work until after the speech. I put more trust in Stiffy's heterosexuality than GWB.

phxhawk · 1st February 2006, 02:03

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Originally Posted by maladjusted


	Which is why he sucks at president.

...you're so much better.

I played ball.

iczorro · 1st February 2006, 09:32

I watched DVR'd reruns of Overhaulin.

Soulslayer · 1st February 2006, 10:12

Dude, Dirty Jobs was on. I can't be bothered with anything else on tv on tuesday night.

taco · 1st February 2006, 10:16

Sparky and I chose to go through our pantry and kitchen and toss out old shit and re-organize to free up some much needed room for more shit to accumulate.

1st February 2006, 10:28

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	...you're so much better.

I don't have a staff of advisors and essentially unlimited resources.

Bush needs to back up his words on immigration control with some fucking action.

If Hung is right and we really really need all these filthy shit Mexicans, at bare minimum their festering asses need to be monitored and we need to control what's crossing the border.

I say we start by closing the fucker. If we then decide we need to allow these shits in and out to pick our lettuce it's easy to revert to that change but we at least have the ability to stop Al Queso 13 from bringing a couple of Kazhakstani nukes in.

Nebraskababe · 1st February 2006, 22:17

W's been taking speaking lessons. Thank god.

What about Hillary the Hag? She demonstrated such a lack of class last night.
I wish Bill would take her out fishing and return with a good "overboard" story.

I swear if she ever becomes president, I'm returning to the homeland of my ancestors (Scotland and/or Italy) and starting a new life.

kaoru · 1st February 2006, 22:25

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Originally Posted by Nebraskababe


	I swear if she ever becomes president, I'm returning to the homeland of my ancestors (Scotland and/or Italy) and starting a new life.

Won't happen. The Democrats would don't want Bill anywhere near interns again.

Stiffy · 2nd February 2006, 07:23

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	Won't happen. The Democrats would don't want Bill anywhere near interns again.

That's a joke right? You do realize that if Bill were able to run for president again right now, he'd be in there faster than a fat man on a fat jewish intern.

bologna.com · 2nd February 2006, 11:18

Well duh, like 73% of all Americans think billyboi would be handling the WOT much better than GW...

kaoru · 2nd February 2006, 12:04

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Originally Posted by bologna.com


	Well duh, like 73% of all Americans think billyboi would be handling the WOT much better than GW...

Fuckin Jimmy Carter could run it better than GWB.

2nd February 2006, 12:09

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Originally Posted by kaoru


	Fuckin Jimmy Carter could run it better than GWB.

It's very easy to run the world from your keyboard isn't it?

kaoru · 2nd February 2006, 12:11

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Originally Posted by Hung0v3r


	It's very easy to run the world from your keyboard isn't it?

I wouldn't know...ask Phix...he's the one controlling things behind the curtain.

2nd February 2006, 12:13

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Originally Posted by kaoru


	Fuckin Jimmy Carter could run it better than GWB.

I always thought you just got a bad rap around here for being a retard because your knowledge is limited to arcane fields dealing with dead languages and academic bullshit, but you just proved that you really are a fucking mouth breathing hockey helmet wearing pot banging rice krispy treat eating with an apron on retard.

Jesus fucking christ. You're not too young to remember the hostage fiasco, are you?

kaoru · 2nd February 2006, 12:15

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Originally Posted by maladjusted


	you really are a fucking mouth breathing hockey helmet wearing pot banging rice krispy treat eating with an apron on retard.

Dude, not rice krispy treats...I don't like marshmallows.

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	Jesus fucking christ. You're not too young to remember the hostage fiasco, are you?

Actually, I am...I was like 6 when that happened, and I only know it from history books.

Also: consider the fucking source, guys...key rist...

2nd February 2006, 12:18

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	I only know it from history books.

And from that you think that the peanut farmer would be an effective CinC?

Rooflechicken · 2nd February 2006, 12:19

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Originally Posted by kaoru


	Fuckin Jimmy Carter could run it better than GWB.

I'm not going to be as elaborate as Mal. But jesus.

kaoru · 2nd February 2006, 12:21

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Originally Posted by maladjusted


	And from that you think that the peanut farmer would be an effective CinC?

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Originally Posted by Foghorn Leghorn


	It was a joke, son, a joke, I say.

You people need to drink a few more lattes...

31st January 2006, 22:20	#1
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	GWB's SOTU I think he did a pretty decent job tonight. Usually watching/listening to him speak is an exercise in torture but I thought he came across better than he usually does. The Dems are going to have a hard time accusing him of being too partisan after that speech. He bent over backwards trying to be accommodating to their smelly asses. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

31st January 2006, 23:26	#3
kaoru A hella fat actress Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,213	Re: GWB's SOTU Thankfully, I didn't come home from work until after the speech. I put more trust in Stiffy's heterosexuality than GWB.

1st February 2006, 09:32	#5
iczorro GO TO JAIL I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: I'm a vagrant Posts: 2,877	Re: GWB's SOTU I watched DVR'd reruns of Overhaulin.

1st February 2006, 10:12	#6
Soulslayer Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,784	Re: GWB's SOTU Dude, Dirty Jobs was on. I can't be bothered with anything else on tv on tuesday night. __________________

1st February 2006, 10:16	#7
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: GWB's SOTU Sparky and I chose to go through our pantry and kitchen and toss out old shit and re-organize to free up some much needed room for more shit to accumulate.

1st February 2006, 22:17	#9
Nebraskababe Pretend I still look like this... Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 2,925	Re: GWB's SOTU W's been taking speaking lessons. Thank god. What about Hillary the Hag? She demonstrated such a lack of class last night. I wish Bill would take her out fishing and return with a good "overboard" story. I swear if she ever becomes president, I'm returning to the homeland of my ancestors (Scotland and/or Italy) and starting a new life.

2nd February 2006, 11:18	#12
bologna.com Retard Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,061	Re: GWB's SOTU Well duh, like 73% of all Americans think billyboi would be handling the WOT much better than GW... __________________ Like my buddy Skeeter said... "dude, you sure you want to contact her? She tried to kill you with a Jeep..."