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maladjusted · 18th December 2008, 14:10

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Originally Posted by Soulslayer


	unpossible. you never owned a maxima.

And the award for longest trip to Unfunny town goes to:

YOU]

Phix · 18th December 2008, 14:49

That's a lot of mm's... What's that in a real unit of measurement?

Rooflechicken · 18th December 2008, 15:12

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Originally Posted by Soulslayer


	and no one hates you because of your car chikken..they all pity you because of your mid-life crisis.

actually this is exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about, even you people might recall years ago when I posted about my boss being a dick for buying a corvette because I told him I wanted one. I even posted pictures. Now, how long have I been having a crisis? I guess since right after I got out of high school cause that was the first time I seriously looked at getting this exact same car.

But what do I know?

Rooflechicken · 18th December 2008, 15:13

Mal, you realize you are going to have jungle fever from here on right?

Soulslayer · 18th December 2008, 21:21

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Originally Posted by Rooflechicken


	But what do I know?

hey, i didn't say i thought it...i said some people may.

just because you're YAY DIVORCE! d, middle aged and driving around in a newly purchased vette that you wanted for years but just now bought doesn't mean you fit into any of the stereotypical midlife crisis scenarios. don't worry about what those people say. what do they know?

taco · 18th December 2008, 22:10

only black people drive maximas and altimas.

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	and no one hates you because of your car chikken..they all pity you because of your mid-life crisis.

They pity him cause its fucking yellow and that is goddamn gay. Even it it was a 70's stingray the yellow is still a fag anchor. Paint that fucking car anything other than yellow.

Shorty, if you want something fun and fast and you are all short and shit you should look to the 300+ hp subaru. It wont fit big fucking yeti families but it can win shit at the xgames and go real fast.

It can handle a real beating.

Like a cross between shanes liver and malberts toilet seat.

AnimalChin · 19th December 2008, 09:12

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Originally Posted by Rooflechicken


	??

i want one way bad but it's

- 2door
- truck
- gas milage
- still moving peoples crap

AnimalChin · 19th December 2008, 09:13

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Originally Posted by Rooflechicken


	Its actually amazing how many people hate my car. Its really something I've never experienced before except here. You all made fun of my last Mustang and pretty much everything else but even in real life people detest my corvette like nothing else.

mustangs are for fat girls.

i defended your vette.

AnimalChin · 19th December 2008, 09:17

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Originally Posted by taco


	Shorty, if you want something fun and fast and you are all short and shit you should look to the 300+ hp subaru. It wont fit big fucking yeti families but it can win shit at the xgames and go real fast. It can handle a real beating. Like a cross between shanes liver and malberts toilet seat.

ya i've wanted the impreza for a real long time but it's pricey and get's bad milage. i was crazy about the wrx until the magnum was introduced and i thought "oh modern day el camino fast truck" but i was wrong.

like i said, the car i want doesn't exist

i'm cursed to be a truck owner forever so maybe i'll get a mini when i'm rich or something to go along with it.

maladjusted · 19th December 2008, 10:02

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Originally Posted by taco


	only black people drive maximas and altimas.

You racist motherfucker

Rooflechicken · 19th December 2008, 14:37

[quote=taco;254605]They pity him cause its fucking yellow and that is goddamn gay. Even it it was a 70's stingray the yellow is still a fag anchor. Paint that fucking car anything other than yellow.
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You do realize my 65 IH Truck is painted Corvette Yellow right?

Its not an accident I bought this car.

Shorty go retro and get a Town and Country wagon!

AnimalChin · 19th January 2009, 10:13

yo i think i found my car.

mazdaspeed3.

price, economy, utility, and performance.

why the fuck doesn't the goddam gt package come with a sunroof.

AnimalChin · 19th January 2009, 10:16

this thing has apparently been getting great reviews for the past few years. they say things like "bang for your buck" and "have fun while getting things done" and other stuff.

AnimalChin · 19th January 2009, 10:17

also the mini coopers are rad

Phix · 19th January 2009, 10:28

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Originally Posted by AnimalChin


	also the mini coopers are gay

Soulslayer · 19th January 2009, 10:39

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Originally Posted by AnimalChin


	yo i think i found my car. mazdaspeed3.

it looks like it has buckteeth.

maladjusted · 19th January 2009, 11:18

I don't think I've ever seen a heterosexual guy driving a Mazda 3.

AnimalChin · 19th January 2009, 11:37

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Originally Posted by maladjusted


	I don't think I've ever seen a heterosexual guy driving a Mazda 3.

but it's a speed 3

some 240 hp in a tiny car or something thats pretty rad

what would suggest, malbert q. pottypants?

maladjusted · 19th January 2009, 11:42

Yeah, I know it's a speed 3. I think it's a pretty cool little hatchback thing, but I only ever see chicks in them.

maladjusted · 19th January 2009, 11:46

Why don't you get an old El Camino and stuff a big block that's converted to run on natural gas into it? That would be cool.

18th December 2008, 14:49	#22
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: i want a car That's a lot of mm's... What's that in a real unit of measurement? __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

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AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: i want a car yo i think i found my car. mazdaspeed3. price, economy, utility, and performance. why the fuck doesn't the goddam gt package come with a sunroof.

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AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: i want a car this thing has apparently been getting great reviews for the past few years. they say things like "bang for your buck" and "have fun while getting things done" and other stuff.

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AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: i want a car also the mini coopers are rad