Who really NEEDS $250? - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

Rooflechicken · 19th February 2009, 13:56

We have this program here at work where the owners foundation gives out Visa Gift Cards to employees every February. The instuction to us is that we are to give these cards to something that we think deserves the donation. The idea is that the distribution of money will go to things the big dollar donations never would really touch. There are so many things I can think of that I already give a few bucks to or the foundation already does a ton for, so those are out.

If you had $250 to give, who would you give it to? Keep in mind, I can give it to anyone or anything I want, large or small. For that matter I can stand outside a liquor store and buy booze for bums if I want. I already have reasons why none of you will get it though so don't even try it.

Mal - What? So he could buy lunch?
Stiffy - $250 doesn't buy as many dildos as you'd think
Jimmah - Ron Paul revolution is over, its fucking over ok?
Boloney - He'd just lose it at the bar
Phix - even he doesn't need that much tinfoil
shorty - actually, maybe shorty could have it
shrooms - fuck texas
taco - it won't get you any further away from the messicans
hippy - you ban't bury it in your yard, it expires Mar 31
hondo - you can get one cheaper someplace else
sandman - where the FUCK did PERRY go?
onel - I'd only give it to you if you bought another L with it
everyone else - you didn't even make THIS list

Hondo · 19th February 2009, 14:02

Seems to me that you should buy all of us on your list a bottle of booze and feel good about what you've done. That $250 would cover it and the postage.

Phix · 19th February 2009, 14:03

Offer it up to that Alaska Chick to return the OC

IlDente · 19th February 2009, 14:06

I'm going on a cruise in april. Don't you think I would have $250 MORE FUN if i had that card?

Hondo · 19th February 2009, 14:07

I thought moo had the OC

DieHippy · 19th February 2009, 14:34

Times are rough. Give it to somebody who is legitimately unemployed.

Stiffy · 19th February 2009, 14:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondo


	Seems to me that you should buy all of us on your list a bottle of booze and feel good about what you've done. That $250 would cover it and the postage.

When has Rob ever been wrong about something this important?

DieHippy · 19th February 2009, 14:36

the buried connex idea is out. HOWEVER, with the new garden this year I might add a "root cellar" on the hill next to the ditch.

Phix · 19th February 2009, 14:45

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Originally Posted by Hondo


	I thought moo had the OC

Wasn't there some alaska chick who came on here, showed her tits and suddenly she was our best friend, the OC was mailed to her, and she promptly disappeared.

Hondo · 19th February 2009, 14:53

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Originally Posted by DieHippy


	Times are rough. Give it to somebody who is legitimately unemployed.

Hay I know someone that fits that bill

LordOfTheShrooms · 19th February 2009, 14:54

Yes, there was.

bologna.com · 19th February 2009, 15:29

mooo has v. 1.3 or 1.4 I think

Phix · 19th February 2009, 15:33

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Originally Posted by bologna.com


	mooo has v. 1.3 or 1.4 I think

What happened to our Mustard Curry 'friend'? He showed up, told us about his Dad killing his Mom and burying her in Yosemite Park (or was it a YAY DIVORCE! ?) and then disappeared again.

bologna.com · 19th February 2009, 15:43

He's out in san fagcisco with pha(g)stmooover

bologna.com · 19th February 2009, 15:44

They're getting in touch with each other...

maladjusted · 19th February 2009, 15:56

give it to JPFO

Just_call_me_Q · 19th February 2009, 18:52

Fuck giving it away. Keep the fucker.

Rooflechicken · 19th February 2009, 19:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_call_me_Q


	Fuck giving it away. Keep the fucker.

you fail at charity

Rooflechicken · 19th February 2009, 19:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by IlDente


	I'm going on a cruise in april. Don't you think I would have $250 MORE FUN if i had that card?

Expires March 31, sorry California

Rooflechicken · 19th February 2009, 19:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by DieHippy


	Times are rough. Give it to somebody who is legitimately unemployed.

I would, but I know of nobody at this time.

Except Rob, who is clearly on the exception list.

19th February 2009, 14:02	#2
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: Who really NEEDS $250? Seems to me that you should buy all of us on your list a bottle of booze and feel good about what you've done. That $250 would cover it and the postage. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

19th February 2009, 14:03	#3
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: Who really NEEDS $250? Offer it up to that Alaska Chick to return the OC __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

19th February 2009, 14:06	#4
IlDente cumstain I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,062	Re: Who really NEEDS $250? I'm going on a cruise in april. Don't you think I would have $250 MORE FUN if i had that card?

19th February 2009, 14:07	#5
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: Who really NEEDS $250? I thought moo had the OC __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

19th February 2009, 14:34	#6
DieHippy Hella Bolognafried Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Home motherfuckers Posts: 3,789	Re: Who really NEEDS $250? Times are rough. Give it to somebody who is legitimately unemployed.

19th February 2009, 14:36	#8
DieHippy Hella Bolognafried Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Home motherfuckers Posts: 3,789	Re: Who really NEEDS $250? the buried connex idea is out. HOWEVER, with the new garden this year I might add a "root cellar" on the hill next to the ditch.

19th February 2009, 14:54	#11
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Who really NEEDS $250? Yes, there was. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

19th February 2009, 15:29	#12
bologna.com Retard Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,061	Re: Who really NEEDS $250? mooo has v. 1.3 or 1.4 I think __________________ Like my buddy Skeeter said... "dude, you sure you want to contact her? She tried to kill you with a Jeep..."

19th February 2009, 15:43	#14
bologna.com Retard Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,061	Re: Who really NEEDS $250? He's out in san fagcisco with pha(g)stmooover __________________ Like my buddy Skeeter said... "dude, you sure you want to contact her? She tried to kill you with a Jeep..."

19th February 2009, 15:44	#15
bologna.com Retard Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,061	Re: Who really NEEDS $250? They're getting in touch with each other... __________________ Like my buddy Skeeter said... "dude, you sure you want to contact her? She tried to kill you with a Jeep..."

19th February 2009, 18:52	#17
Just_call_me_Q BEEFCAKE!!!!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,958	Re: Who really NEEDS $250? Fuck giving it away. Keep the fucker.