26th June 2008, 10:58 | #1 |
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i need a new suit
where do i go? mens warehouse?
i need a spiffy black suit for weddings and funerals and other events i go to twice a year. my old suit sucks it has those stupid fucking shoulderpads and the coat is too long LOL SHORTY. i don't want to pay a tailor a million dollars but i do want something that is nice. how much does it cost and where do i go i hope you're as good at this as you are resumes i got a new pair of vans for dress shoes so i'm good there |
26th June 2008, 11:04 | #2 |
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Re: i need a new suit
Forget Black... this is the suit you need:
Did Andy Griffith die yet?
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26th June 2008, 11:05 | #3 |
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Re: i need a new suit
hahaha
i could maybe do gray but not tan. i was thinking something a little snazzy with a vest and one of my pocket watches chicks fucking love that shit with vans and a chain wallet and cheap aviators. and a flask. and a spiffy cigarette case and classic original reissue 1932 zippo. man i'm goin far in this world you just watch me dude |
26th June 2008, 11:08 | #4 |
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Re: i need a new suit
Good tailoring shouldn't cost too much. It's pretty inexpensive and will make a suit look much better. Chicks can notice an off the rack suit from a mile away and they'll think you're unemployed.
I buy my suits in NYC and get them tailored (for free) by my father in law... who's a tailor.
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26th June 2008, 11:14 | #5 |
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Re: i need a new suit
you pick up chicks at funerals? damn shorty.
vans are a nice touch. MrSS has a couple pair of the slipons that are his dress shoes. the pocketwatch can be a win or a lose, depending on the chick. |
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26th June 2008, 11:27 | #7 |
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that is one nasty nasty unfunny man.
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Re: i need a new suit
i figured i would buy a suit off a rack (mens warehouse) and then have to get it tailored to fit better. that what you talking about?
have't tried yet. the only funerals i been to were my grandparents. |
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26th June 2008, 11:59 | #9 |
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Re: i need a new suit
Men's Warehouse does tailoring in store (most of them at least).
I mean off the rack like buying it from WalMart or Target or some no frills department store that employs teenagers.
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26th June 2008, 12:09 | #10 |
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sweet thanks i'm gonna go there.
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26th June 2008, 12:10 | #11 |
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Re: i need a new suit
Deer Shorty:
I feel that you are a big fucking sellout for buying a suit. You were the last bastion of freedom in the world and now you've ruint it. Choke on your suit as the man rams his fist up your butt. Jerk. |
26th June 2008, 12:11 | #12 |
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Re: i need a new suit
Ps Yer Gonna Like The Way You Loook* I Guarantee It.
*assuming You Like Looking Like A Low Rent Peckerwood |
26th June 2008, 12:13 | #13 |
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Re: i need a new suit
Unless you have an "in" somewhere the Men's Warehouse is a pretty good bet for your money. You can get some awesome shit for cheap in East Asia but I don't think that'll help you much.
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26th June 2008, 12:19 | #14 |
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Lol Hondo has a Men's Wearhouse suit.
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26th June 2008, 12:21 | #15 |
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actually some of their shit is fine, I have a couple of their suits. Classic stuff, not cutting edge stuff. Their ties, socks, belts, and stuff like that are all CRAP however. I think that's their profit - the accessory sale.
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26th June 2008, 12:25 | #16 |
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Re: i need a new suit
AC: I think S&K still does 2 suits for $50...
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Re: i need a new suit
Agreed. Don't buy accessories there. My shoes are all Johnson & Murphy...hard to beat them.
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26th June 2008, 14:27 | #18 |
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Re: i need a new suit
All this talk of men in suits is making me horny...
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26th June 2008, 14:30 | #19 |
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Got batteries?
PS since you're the expert what kinda toys do chicks like? |
26th June 2008, 14:31 | #20 |
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Re: i need a new suit
Men's Warehouse...on sale...simple black, classic. $169 Versini four button black vested suit.
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