i want a car

[AnimalChin]

i'm pissed about driving a truck (again)

my last car experiment was fun but failed.

i want something sporty and fun to drive but with great gas milage so i guess i want something that doesn't exist.

i get stuck moving shit for everone, my gas milage blows, it's only a 2-door so i can't take friends with me, etc.

i was thinking one of those gay little toyota matrixes or something.

i really want a VW but their milage sucks.

any ideas?

[binky_snoosh]

'93 honda civic...

I could cut you a good deal... it's got 255K (158500 miles) on it, and "some" rust. cup holders are broken.

[maladjusted]

Quote: Originally Posted by AnimalChin any ideas?

fuck it, kill him

[Phix]

Get a mini cooper and lose your anal virginity.

[Soulslayer]

[DieHippy]

my friend has a caliber srt4 that he's all gay about. better than a neon i guess. only a little though.

[AnimalChin]

i won't do another dodge

[Rooflechicken]

corvette truck

[maladjusted]

Hay dude how's your lame old Corvette?

[AnimalChin]

Quote: Originally Posted by Rooflechicken corvette truck

[Rooflechicken]

Quote: Originally Posted by AnimalChin

??

My lame old corvette or someone elses lame old corvette?

Its actually amazing how many people hate my car. Its really something I've never experienced before except here. You all made fun of my last Mustang and pretty much everything else but even in real life people detest my corvette like nothing else.

[maladjusted]

Quote: Originally Posted by Rooflechicken Its actually amazing how many people hate my car.... even in real life people detest my corvette like nothing else.

LOL

[Phix]

Quote: Originally Posted by Rooflechicken ?? My lame old corvette or someone elses lame old corvette? Its actually amazing how many people hate my car. Its really something I've never experienced before except here. You all made fun of my last Mustang and pretty much everything else but even in real life people detest my corvette like nothing else.

It's the Yellow. Get a few cans of spray paint and fix it.

Maybe paint a nice camouflage pattern.

[Rooflechicken]

Quote: Originally Posted by Phix It's the Yellow. Get a few cans of spray paint and fix it. Maybe paint a nice camouflage pattern.

I bought it because its yellow.

and I don't care if anyone else likes it, its my car

[Hondo]

Fuck teh haters chikkin. There's nothing wrong with you car.

[maladjusted]

Quote: Originally Posted by Hondo There's nothing wrong with you car that a firebomb couldn't fix.

It's just that lots of dooshbags drive those, or drove them when they were new.

Yours is in great shape and nearly retro.

Maybe one day the masses will think it's "cool".




Also I once owned a Maxima and I'm sorry but I don't think you know hate.

I learned immediately that Maximas are supposedly niggar cars and wigger cars and that I must secretly like black women if I like women at all and that I should probably die immediately.


Of course then people would ride in it and think it was nice.

I just thought it was economical but still pretty fast and I got it really cheap...

But people were all GRR.

I don't get it.

[LordOfTheShrooms]

Quote: Originally Posted by maladjusted and that I should probably die immediately.

Are you sure this sentiment was just because of the car?

[maladjusted]

Quote: Originally Posted by LordOfTheShrooms Are you sure this sentiment was just because of the car?

[Soulslayer]

unpossible. you never owned a maxima.

Quote: Nissan Maxima Specs Internal dimensions: front headroom (mm): 1,029, rear headroom (mm): 950, front hip room (mm): 1,405, rear hip room (mm): 1,364, front leg room (mm): 1,138, rear leg room (mm): 919, front shoulder room (mm): 1,445, rear shoulder room (mm): 1,427 and interior volume (liters): 2,888

[Soulslayer]

and no one hates you because of your car chikken..they all pity you because of your mid-life crisis.