i need a new suit - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

AnimalChin · 26th June 2008, 10:58

where do i go? mens warehouse?

i need a spiffy black suit for weddings and funerals and other events i go to twice a year.

my old suit sucks it has those stupid fucking shoulderpads and the coat is too long LOL SHORTY.

i don't want to pay a tailor a million dollars but i do want something that is nice.

how much does it cost and where do i go

i hope you're as good at this as you are resumes

i got a new pair of vans for dress shoes so i'm good there

Phix · 26th June 2008, 11:04

Forget Black... this is the suit you need:

Did Andy Griffith die yet?

AnimalChin · 26th June 2008, 11:05

hahaha

i could maybe do gray but not tan.

i was thinking something a little snazzy with a vest and one of my pocket watches chicks fucking love that shit

with vans and a chain wallet and cheap aviators. and a flask. and a spiffy cigarette case and classic original reissue 1932 zippo. man i'm goin far in this world you just watch me dude

Phix · 26th June 2008, 11:08

Good tailoring shouldn't cost too much. It's pretty inexpensive and will make a suit look much better. Chicks can notice an off the rack suit from a mile away and they'll think you're unemployed.

I buy my suits in NYC and get them tailored (for free) by my father in law... who's a tailor.

Soulslayer · 26th June 2008, 11:14

you pick up chicks at funerals? damn shorty.

vans are a nice touch. MrSS has a couple pair of the slipons that are his dress shoes.

the pocketwatch can be a win or a lose, depending on the chick.

Phix · 26th June 2008, 11:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulslayer


	you pick up chicks at funerals? damn shorty

Soulslayer · 26th June 2008, 11:27

that is one nasty nasty unfunny man.

AnimalChin · 26th June 2008, 11:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phix


	Good tailoring shouldn't cost too much. It's pretty inexpensive and will make a suit look much better. Chicks can notice an off the rack suit from a mile away and they'll think you're unemployed. I buy my suits in NYC and get them tailored (for free) by my father in law... who's a tailor.

i figured i would buy a suit off a rack (mens warehouse) and then have to get it tailored to fit better.

that what you talking about?

Quote:


	you pick up chicks at funerals? damn shorty.

have't tried yet. the only funerals i been to were my grandparents.

Phix · 26th June 2008, 11:59

Men's Warehouse does tailoring in store (most of them at least).

I mean off the rack like buying it from WalMart or Target or some no frills department store that employs teenagers.

AnimalChin · 26th June 2008, 12:09

sweet thanks i'm gonna go there.

maladjusted · 26th June 2008, 12:10

Deer Shorty:

I feel that you are a big fucking sellout for buying a suit. You were the last bastion of freedom in the world and now you've ruint it.

Choke on your suit as the man rams his fist up your butt. Jerk.

maladjusted · 26th June 2008, 12:11

Ps Yer Gonna Like The Way You Loook* I Guarantee It.

*assuming You Like Looking Like A Low Rent Peckerwood

Hondo · 26th June 2008, 12:13

Unless you have an "in" somewhere the Men's Warehouse is a pretty good bet for your money. You can get some awesome shit for cheap in East Asia but I don't think that'll help you much.

maladjusted · 26th June 2008, 12:19

Lol Hondo has a Men's Wearhouse suit.

maladjusted · 26th June 2008, 12:21

actually some of their shit is fine, I have a couple of their suits. Classic stuff, not cutting edge stuff. Their ties, socks, belts, and stuff like that are all CRAP however. I think that's their profit - the accessory sale.

Phix · 26th June 2008, 12:25

AC: I think S&K still does 2 suits for $50...

Hondo · 26th June 2008, 13:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by maladjusted


	actually some of their shit is fine, I have a couple of their suits. Classic stuff, not cutting edge stuff. Their ties, socks, belts, and stuff like that are all CRAP however. I think that's their profit - the accessory sale.

Agreed. Don't buy accessories there. My shoes are all Johnson & Murphy...hard to beat them.

Nebraskababe · 26th June 2008, 14:27

All this talk of men in suits is making me horny...

maladjusted · 26th June 2008, 14:30

Got batteries?

PS since you're the expert what kinda toys do chicks like?

Nebraskababe · 26th June 2008, 14:31

Men's Warehouse...on sale...simple black, classic. $169 Versini four button black vested suit.

26th June 2008, 10:58	#1
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	i need a new suit where do i go? mens warehouse? i need a spiffy black suit for weddings and funerals and other events i go to twice a year. my old suit sucks it has those stupid fucking shoulderpads and the coat is too long LOL SHORTY. i don't want to pay a tailor a million dollars but i do want something that is nice. how much does it cost and where do i go i hope you're as good at this as you are resumes i got a new pair of vans for dress shoes so i'm good there

26th June 2008, 11:04	#2
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: i need a new suit Forget Black... this is the suit you need: Did Andy Griffith die yet? __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

26th June 2008, 11:05	#3
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: i need a new suit hahaha i could maybe do gray but not tan. i was thinking something a little snazzy with a vest and one of my pocket watches chicks fucking love that shit with vans and a chain wallet and cheap aviators. and a flask. and a spiffy cigarette case and classic original reissue 1932 zippo. man i'm goin far in this world you just watch me dude

26th June 2008, 11:08	#4
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: i need a new suit Good tailoring shouldn't cost too much. It's pretty inexpensive and will make a suit look much better. Chicks can notice an off the rack suit from a mile away and they'll think you're unemployed. I buy my suits in NYC and get them tailored (for free) by my father in law... who's a tailor. __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

26th June 2008, 11:14	#5
Soulslayer Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,784	Re: i need a new suit you pick up chicks at funerals? damn shorty. vans are a nice touch. MrSS has a couple pair of the slipons that are his dress shoes. the pocketwatch can be a win or a lose, depending on the chick. __________________

26th June 2008, 11:27	#7
Soulslayer Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,784	Re: i need a new suit that is one nasty nasty unfunny man. __________________

26th June 2008, 11:59	#9
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: i need a new suit Men's Warehouse does tailoring in store (most of them at least). I mean off the rack like buying it from WalMart or Target or some no frills department store that employs teenagers. __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

26th June 2008, 12:09	#10
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: i need a new suit sweet thanks i'm gonna go there.

26th June 2008, 12:10	#11
maladjusted Hellappotamus Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,066	Re: i need a new suit Deer Shorty: I feel that you are a big fucking sellout for buying a suit. You were the last bastion of freedom in the world and now you've ruint it. Choke on your suit as the man rams his fist up your butt. Jerk.

26th June 2008, 12:11	#12
maladjusted Hellappotamus Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,066	Re: i need a new suit Ps Yer Gonna Like The Way You Loook* I Guarantee It. *assuming You Like Looking Like A Low Rent Peckerwood

26th June 2008, 12:13	#13
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: i need a new suit Unless you have an "in" somewhere the Men's Warehouse is a pretty good bet for your money. You can get some awesome shit for cheap in East Asia but I don't think that'll help you much. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

26th June 2008, 12:19	#14
maladjusted Hellappotamus Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,066	Re: i need a new suit Lol Hondo has a Men's Wearhouse suit.

26th June 2008, 12:21	#15
maladjusted Hellappotamus Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,066	Re: i need a new suit actually some of their shit is fine, I have a couple of their suits. Classic stuff, not cutting edge stuff. Their ties, socks, belts, and stuff like that are all CRAP however. I think that's their profit - the accessory sale.

26th June 2008, 12:25	#16
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: i need a new suit AC: I think S&K still does 2 suits for $50... __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

26th June 2008, 14:27	#18
Nebraskababe Pretend I still look like this... Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 2,925	Re: i need a new suit All this talk of men in suits is making me horny...

26th June 2008, 14:30	#19
maladjusted Hellappotamus Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,066	Re: i need a new suit Got batteries? PS since you're the expert what kinda toys do chicks like?