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DieHippy · 19th April 2012, 20:19

I busted out a piece of an old front tooth repair. Not quite Lloyd Christmas, but bad enough. I can't get to the dentist until Wednesday. Might as well put on a sleeveless flannel shirt and go sit at the dive bar this weekend. I'll bet Ugly Pony is playing.

Rooflechicken · 20th April 2012, 09:37

Useless without pics. No Ugly Pony playing this weekend, but yeah you'd fit the usual crowd like that.

LordOfTheShrooms · 9th May 2012, 11:21

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6...uide-to-racism

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Originally Posted by synopsis


	A look at the races of the world by a lovable bigot, capturing the proud history and bright future of racism in one handy, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume Meet ?C. H. Dalton,? a professor of racialist studies and an expert on inferior people of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual preferences. Presenting evidence that everyone should be hated, A Practical Guide to Racism contains sparkling bits of wisdom on such subjects as: · The good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by the white man?s burdens, to become accomplished athletes, rhyme smiths, and dominoes champions · The sad story of the industrious, intelligent Jews, whose entire reputation is sullied by their taste for the blood of Christian babies · A close look at the bizarre, sweet-smelling race known as ?women,? who are not very good at anything?especially ruling the free world · A crucial manual to Arabs, a people so sensitive they are liable to blow up at any time. Literally. Including a comprehensive glossary of timeless epithets, with hundreds of pejorative words for everyone from Phoenicians to Jews, A Practical Guide to Racism is an essential field guide for our multicultural world.

maladjusted · 9th May 2012, 12:07

At first I was all

Then I read the reviews and found out it was satire and I was like

LordOfTheShrooms · 20th July 2012, 20:24

Niggers without insurance. They drive just as shitty as regular niggers but leave you with the bill. ...I guess there's not much of a difference between them and regular niggers then...

Glad I didn't jew out on the uninsured motorist coverage.

Oh, and the wench is ok and stuff too. She's a shitty driver (female. duh.) but there was a witness that stuck around and told the cops that the nigger pulled out in front of her.

It was a nice two and a half years without a car note while it lasted...

maladjusted · 21st July 2012, 02:54

Don't be a fucking chump. Bitch's neck hurts. Right!?

LordOfTheShrooms · 21st July 2012, 12:50

Color me a chump. I don't play that shit. Especially not on my own insurance policy.

maladjusted · 21st July 2012, 17:28

No if THEIR insurance her neck hurts.

Only way to get paid for your time and inconvenience.

If
You are inconvenienced and. It
Injured they will tell you to fuck off

maladjusted · 21st July 2012, 18:37

Heh.

I totally didn't read your post.

But you pay UIM so you can recoup your damages. If she is not "injured" you will not get a cent for your inconvenience.

LordOfTheShrooms · 20th May 2013, 10:33

I now have 8 consoles hooked up to my TV: Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, GameCube, Wii U, Sega Genesis, Sega Dreamcast, Playstation 2.

The Wii U is hooked up via HDMI. The other 7 are hooked up through an 8 port AV switch box (the black box under the stand in the middle).

maladjusted · 20th May 2013, 15:47

You win at gay

LordOfTheShrooms · 20th May 2013, 16:36

You can make jokes and insult me all you want. Deep down you know it's awesome.

Hondo · 20th May 2013, 21:54

Joo play joor games mang. The men are busy banging real women.

LordOfTheShrooms · 21st May 2013, 07:59

I bang mine before/during/after games. This set up was the wench's idea.

I know video games got too complicated for some of you after pong.

Hondo · 21st May 2013, 10:29

I did like Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

LordOfTheShrooms · 21st May 2013, 11:34

What's not to like about beating the shit out hookers?

Hondo · 21st May 2013, 11:54

maladjusted · 21st May 2013, 21:36

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Originally Posted by LordOfTheShrooms


	You can make jokes and insult me all you want. Deep down you know it's awesome.

Don't cry. I said you win.

I hooked up an old console a while back. It was fun for like 5 minutes.

iczorro · 22nd May 2013, 01:18

I wish I still had all my old consoles, but I jumped ship on Nintendo after the N64, went over to PS.

LordOfTheShrooms · 22nd May 2013, 09:04

I don't play consoles very much these days unless it's with the wench; I'm more of a PC gamer. Nintendo has a permahold on me though as I'm a huge fan of the Zelda franchise.

19th April 2012, 20:19	#261
DieHippy Hella Bolognafried Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Home motherfuckers Posts: 3,789	Re: Random shit thread I busted out a piece of an old front tooth repair. Not quite Lloyd Christmas, but bad enough. I can't get to the dentist until Wednesday. Might as well put on a sleeveless flannel shirt and go sit at the dive bar this weekend. I'll bet Ugly Pony is playing.

20th July 2012, 20:24	#265
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Random shit thread Niggers without insurance. They drive just as shitty as regular niggers but leave you with the bill. ...I guess there's not much of a difference between them and regular niggers then... Glad I didn't jew out on the uninsured motorist coverage. Oh, and the wench is ok and stuff too. She's a shitty driver (female. duh.) but there was a witness that stuck around and told the cops that the nigger pulled out in front of her. It was a nice two and a half years without a car note while it lasted... __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

21st July 2012, 12:50	#267
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Random shit thread Color me a chump. I don't play that shit. Especially not on my own insurance policy. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

20th May 2013, 10:33	#270
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Random shit thread I now have 8 consoles hooked up to my TV: Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, GameCube, Wii U, Sega Genesis, Sega Dreamcast, Playstation 2. The Wii U is hooked up via HDMI. The other 7 are hooked up through an 8 port AV switch box (the black box under the stand in the middle). __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

20th May 2013, 16:36	#272
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Random shit thread You can make jokes and insult me all you want. Deep down you know it's awesome. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

20th May 2013, 21:54	#273
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: Random shit thread Joo play joor games mang. The men are busy banging real women. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

21st May 2013, 07:59	#274
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Random shit thread I bang mine before/during/after games. This set up was the wench's idea. I know video games got too complicated for some of you after pong. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

21st May 2013, 10:29	#275
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: Random shit thread I did like Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

21st May 2013, 11:34	#276
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Random shit thread What's not to like about beating the shit out hookers? __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

21st May 2013, 11:54	#277
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: Random shit thread __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

22nd May 2013, 01:18	#279
iczorro GO TO JAIL I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: I'm a vagrant Posts: 2,877	Re: Random shit thread I wish I still had all my old consoles, but I jumped ship on Nintendo after the N64, went over to PS.

22nd May 2013, 09:04	#280
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Random shit thread I don't play consoles very much these days unless it's with the wench; I'm more of a PC gamer. Nintendo has a permahold on me though as I'm a huge fan of the Zelda franchise. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.