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Old 23rd January 2008, 14:55   #61
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also, update from neighbor, they are thinking that maybe she's using them since they are raising her kid and she hasn't even tried to see him since x-mas. Mother of the fucking year. Kids flunking out of school (still) and nothing is being done. Bitch done lost her mind.

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Old 23rd January 2008, 14:57   #62
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yeah well I drink beer
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Old 23rd January 2008, 14:57   #63
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he zapped me with the arc. i could smell the skin burning. it kinda hurt but now it's pretty funny i guess.

That sounds quite a bit less effective than when used with the shooty outy parts. More effective for skin burning and laughing, but less effective for stopping somebody from stabbing you with a sword.
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Old 23rd January 2008, 14:58   #64
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yeah well I drink beer

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Old 23rd January 2008, 15:04   #65
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its a serious matter Mike.
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Old 23rd January 2008, 15:17   #66
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Oh, sorry.

You want me to have my friend's brainwashed wife sponsor you? She knows all about how pretty much everybody in the world is an alcoholic now that she's been indoctrinated.
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Old 23rd January 2008, 16:10   #67
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nope, at this point I'm going to kill myself with the stuff before I give it up. I gave up everything else, I'm not turning my back on the booze.
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Hay I'm trying to push Shorty's buttons because he's a bohemian ...

For the record, I'm 1/16th Bohemian (seriously) and I take offense to that! 3/4 Danish, 1/8 Irish, 1/16th British and 1/16th Bohemian (seriously)! FUCK YOU (seriously)!
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I'm not turning my back on the booze.

Can I get an "Amen"?
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Old 24th January 2008, 07:20   #70
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Ya know, I was gonna read this until I saw that "list"...
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Ya know, I was gonna read this until I saw that "list"...

good eye. it may just be the worst evar.
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Old 24th January 2008, 12:13   #72
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That sounds quite a bit less effective than when used with the shooty outy parts. More effective for skin burning and laughing, but less effective for stopping somebody from stabbing you with a sword.

ya the shooty-outy parts must certainly be more effective somehow because the zapper arc only stopped me long enough to say OW! and swat at him and make me even more angry so ya, don't use a taser as a stun gun you will just be making it worse for yourself.
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Old 24th January 2008, 12:20   #73
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You know what would have been great? If you had spelled it ASSUALT RIFLE.

That would have been = lol
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Old 24th January 2008, 13:01   #74
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That would have been = lol

i dont get it did i spell it wrong
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good eye. it may just be the worst evar.

Dude, I saw that and it took me almost ten seconds or so to scroll through the rest of it and not read a word...
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Dude, I saw that and it took me almost ten seconds or so to scroll through the rest of it and not read a word...

how many of those seconds did it take you to find the mouse?
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i dont get it did i spell it wrong

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