17th December 2008, 09:39 | #1 |
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i want a car
i'm pissed about driving a truck (again)
my last car experiment was fun but failed. i want something sporty and fun to drive but with great gas milage so i guess i want something that doesn't exist. i get stuck moving shit for everone, my gas milage blows, it's only a 2-door so i can't take friends with me, etc. i was thinking one of those gay little toyota matrixes or something. i really want a VW but their milage sucks. any ideas? |
17th December 2008, 09:50 | #2 |
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Re: i want a car
'93 honda civic...
I could cut you a good deal... it's got 255K (158500 miles) on it, and "some" rust. cup holders are broken.
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Re: i want a car
fuck it, kill him |
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17th December 2008, 12:45 | #4 |
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Re: i want a car
Get a mini cooper and lose your anal virginity.
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17th December 2008, 12:54 | #5 |
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17th December 2008, 12:55 | #6 |
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Re: i want a car
my friend has a caliber srt4 that he's all gay about. better than a neon i guess. only a little though.
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17th December 2008, 13:10 | #7 |
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Re: i want a car
i won't do another dodge
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Re: i want a car
corvette truck
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17th December 2008, 14:47 | #9 |
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Re: i want a car
Hay dude how's your lame old Corvette?
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Re: i want a car
?? My lame old corvette or someone elses lame old corvette? Its actually amazing how many people hate my car. Its really something I've never experienced before except here. You all made fun of my last Mustang and pretty much everything else but even in real life people detest my corvette like nothing else.
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LOL |
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Re: i want a car
It's the Yellow. Get a few cans of spray paint and fix it. Maybe paint a nice camouflage pattern.
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Re: i want a car
I bought it because its yellow. and I don't care if anyone else likes it, its my car
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18th December 2008, 13:36 | #15 |
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Re: i want a car
Fuck teh haters chikkin. There's nothing wrong with you car.
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Re: i want a car
It's just that lots of dooshbags drive those, or drove them when they were new. Yours is in great shape and nearly retro. Maybe one day the masses will think it's "cool". Also I once owned a Maxima and I'm sorry but I don't think you know hate. I learned immediately that Maximas are supposedly niggar cars and wigger cars and that I must secretly like black women if I like women at all and that I should probably die immediately. Of course then people would ride in it and think it was nice. I just thought it was economical but still pretty fast and I got it really cheap... But people were all GRR. I don't get it. |
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Re: i want a car
Are you sure this sentiment was just because of the car?
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unpossible. you never owned a maxima.
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18th December 2008, 14:07 | #20 |
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and no one hates you because of your car chikken..they all pity you because of your mid-life crisis.
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