Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

sandman · 29th September 2008, 11:55

Heather Locklear was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday evening in Santa Barbara County, Calif.

"Around 4:30 p.m., a female witness saw Heather Locklear driving erratically while leaving a parking lot in Montecito," California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Marshall tells PEOPLE. "The witness said Locklear was revving her engine loudly, and backed over a pair of sunglasses several times."

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Phix · 29th September 2008, 12:13

Nice dilated pupils.

Hondo · 29th September 2008, 16:22

Yeah...looks like someone's been playing with the soma again...

Just_call_me_Q · 29th September 2008, 17:42

her eyes aren't that jacked... You aren't fucked up until there is no color other than white and black in your eye.

LordOfTheShrooms · 29th September 2008, 19:05

Over soma'd girls can't say no

Phix · 29th September 2008, 19:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_call_me_Q


	her eyes aren't that jacked... You aren't fucked up until there is no color other than white and black in your eye.

Like Jim Lehrer. I swear that guy has no whites to his eyes.

Julius · 30th September 2008, 00:03

I'd hit it even with no eyes.

LordOfTheShrooms · 30th September 2008, 06:51

For serious dude. She still looks fucking smoking for 47.

bigdaddy · 30th September 2008, 19:51

The lighting in that perp-pic sucks, but I'd still leave my family to eat her peach....

Stiffy · 1st October 2008, 06:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julius


	I'd hit it even with no eyes.

snakenoc · 2nd October 2008, 02:25

I fucked her

29th September 2008, 11:55	#1
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation Heather Locklear was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday evening in Santa Barbara County, Calif. "Around 4:30 p.m., a female witness saw Heather Locklear driving erratically while leaving a parking lot in Montecito," California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Marshall tells PEOPLE. "The witness said Locklear was revving her engine loudly, and backed over a pair of sunglasses several times." bla bla bla > . .

29th September 2008, 12:13	#2
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation Nice dilated pupils. __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

29th September 2008, 16:22	#3
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,538	Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation Yeah...looks like someone's been playing with the soma again... __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

29th September 2008, 17:42	#4
Just_call_me_Q BEEFCAKE!!!!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,958	Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation her eyes aren't that jacked... You aren't fucked up until there is no color other than white and black in your eye.

29th September 2008, 19:05	#5
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation Over soma'd girls can't say no __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

30th September 2008, 06:51	#8
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation For serious dude. She still looks fucking smoking for 47. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

30th September 2008, 19:51	#9
bigdaddy McDonalds has STEAK on ANY breakfast sandwich! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: TEXAS! Posts: 1,906	Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation The lighting in that perp-pic sucks, but I'd still leave my family to eat her peach....

2nd October 2008, 02:25	#11
snakenoc Im the ghost that fucked your sister Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Kardashianland, USA Posts: 906	Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation I fucked her __________________ I like to pickle my pork sword in russian blondes.