This guy rocks - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

taco · 23rd May 2006, 11:55

Dude, sweet.

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	Authorities: Marlboro man kills pigeon with sword MARLBORO … A local man is due to be arraigned Wednesday on misdemeanor animal cruelty charges after he allegedly killed a neighbor's pigeon with a four-foot sword. Ulster County Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals officials said the 41-year-old man told authorities that he was angry because the pigeon was on his property and bothering him. Officials said he then used the four-foot sword to kill the bird. Society officials said the May 14th incident concerned them because such acts against animals could indicate a propensity for violence against people, although there are no indications the defendant has engaged in such behavior. The investigation is continuing and more charges could be filed, SPCA officials said. If convicted, the man could face up to a year in jail and a $1,000 fine.

LordOfTheShrooms · 23rd May 2006, 12:56

So... Killing an animal with a sword is cruel? If he cut off the fucking bird's head it's just as quick and painless a death as putting a round through the brain.

Plus, it's a fucking PIGEON.

I hope this guy walks.

sandman · 23rd May 2006, 13:06

he should have run the neighbor thru with that sword for ratting him out.

taco · 23rd May 2006, 13:13

I would dump buckets of bird food on his house and watch it get soaked in feces.

AnimalChin · 23rd May 2006, 18:23

let him fucking walk, judge

unless the pigeon was a pet.

Rooflechicken · 23rd May 2006, 20:47

in MT the penaly is double the value of the meat of the animal, unless its on your property and harrassing split hooved critters, then you can just kill it.

Cats count.

LordOfTheShrooms · 24th May 2006, 09:37

So in this case, if MT law applied there, the guy should be getting paid for killing the bird...

Rooflechicken · 24th May 2006, 19:58

I just heard a story about a cop who was under investigation for killing a bear with his service pistol. He tagged it with his legal spring bear tag and the fish cops said yeah so what. Neighbors were complaining. Fucking out of staters think the bears here are Alan Swanson in a suit, they have no idea.

AnimalChin · 25th May 2006, 16:46

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Originally Posted by Rooflechicken


	I just heard a story about a cop who was under investigation for killing a bear with his service pistol. He tagged it with his legal spring bear tag and the fish cops said yeah so what. Neighbors were complaining. Fucking out of staters think the bears here are Alan Swanson in a suit, they have no idea.

lol is that a filter

Rooflechicken · 25th May 2006, 20:49

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Originally Posted by AnimalChin


	lol is that a filter

no, but it will be soon

AnimalChin · 25th May 2006, 20:55

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	no, but it will be soon

for what word/phrase

Rooflechicken · 25th May 2006, 21:10

some faggot?

23rd May 2006, 12:56	#2
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,460	Re: This guy rocks So... Killing an animal with a sword is cruel? If he cut off the fucking bird's head it's just as quick and painless a death as putting a round through the brain. Plus, it's a fucking PIGEON. I hope this guy walks. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

23rd May 2006, 13:06	#3
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Re: This guy rocks he should have run the neighbor thru with that sword for ratting him out.

23rd May 2006, 13:13	#4
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: This guy rocks I would dump buckets of bird food on his house and watch it get soaked in feces. __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

23rd May 2006, 18:23	#5
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: This guy rocks let him fucking walk, judge unless the pigeon was a pet.

24th May 2006, 09:37	#7
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,460	Re: This guy rocks So in this case, if MT law applied there, the guy should be getting paid for killing the bird... __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.