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bologna.com · 6th February 2006, 13:33

The crash that killed DIANA, PRINCESS OF WALES and her lover DODI FAYED was caused by a laser beam being flashed into the eyes of their driver, it has been claimed.

New witnesses have told British detectives, leading a fresh enquiry into the fatal August 1997 accident, they saw a motorcyclist point a laser into the eyes of chauffeur HENRI PAUL, causing the Mercedes to crash inside the Pont De L'Alma tunnel in Paris, France.

One witness said he saw "an enormous radar-like flash of light", reports UK newspaper the Daily Express.

The new evidence supports theories Diana, Al Fayed and Paul were assassinated by the British Secret Service on behalf of the UK's royal family.

http://www3.contactmusic.com/news/index31.htm

6th February 2006, 13:35

"radar-like"

what

Hondo · 6th February 2006, 13:36

Hey that's pretty good aim then...hitting the eyes of a driver of a Mercedes going 100 mph in a tunnel.

Radar-like? WTF

6th February 2006, 13:38

i've heard this before. It's not a laser. It's a super super bright light of a certain wavelength. Some DoD developed non-lethal thingy. that was what is claimed anyway

6th February 2006, 13:43

I wish I could see radio waves.

6th February 2006, 13:43

also: this one is not so far fetched for me.

the mother of the future king is fucking and possible pregnant with the offspring of the historical enemy.

6th February 2006, 13:45

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Originally Posted by Phix


	I heard that it was bad officiating that caused her death.

Please post lots of photos of the wreckage because that should really help us determine what the light flash before the wreck looked like.

6th February 2006, 13:57

WHAT COLOR IS THE BOATHOUSE AT HEREFORD?

6th February 2006, 14:10

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Originally Posted by Phix


	How should I know?

Exactly.

Nebraskababe · 6th February 2006, 20:34

Diana being with that Dody character was like Jackie Kennedy going off with Aristotle Onassis.

WTF? I understand the money and power thing, but both of those guys were weasles.
Those two classy broads could've done better.

Hondo · 6th February 2006, 20:38

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Originally Posted by Nebraskababe


	but both of those guys were weasles.

Wanna try that one again there Teach?

AnimalChin · 6th February 2006, 20:45

weasels?

i didnt even lookitup

kaoru · 6th February 2006, 21:37

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Originally Posted by Nebraskababe


	Those two classy broads* could've done better.*

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAjor assumption there.

Their public personas were 'classy,' but who knows what they were really like when the cameras were turned off.

sandman · 6th February 2006, 21:38

I bet Diana was one of those "O.K., but I'm just going to lay here" bitches.

Hondo · 6th February 2006, 21:47

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Originally Posted by sandman


	I bet Diana was one of those "O.K., but I'm just going to lay here" bitches.

Well according to James Hewitt she was "a good shag"

taco · 6th February 2006, 23:23

Laser Beams man..

Nebraskababe · 7th February 2006, 19:29

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Originally Posted by kaoru


	MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAjor assumption there. Their public personas were 'classy,' but who knows what they were really like when the cameras were turned off.

Classy is a matter of opinion. There's no factual way to prove classy. Plus...who doesn't have something they'd rather hide from the world? It'd be a shocker if they DIDN'T.

I think they were both classy. So there.

ALSO: Who gives a fuck about weasle? I'm gonna keep spelling it wrong...mostly because I will probably only need to write the word weasle like three more times in life.

Stiffy · 8th February 2006, 01:10

How could anyone consider Diana "classy" considering what she was: an unbelievably high priced whore that gave Charles a couple sons like any good royal bitch does. The fact that she started fucking an arab also shows no class. Fuck her. Also, notice that she's rarely referred to as Princess "Di" anymore? loller

6th February 2006, 13:33	#1
bologna.com Retard Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,061	DIANA CRASH 'CAUSED BY LASER BEAM' The crash that killed DIANA, PRINCESS OF WALES and her lover DODI FAYED was caused by a laser beam being flashed into the eyes of their driver, it has been claimed. New witnesses have told British detectives, leading a fresh enquiry into the fatal August 1997 accident, they saw a motorcyclist point a laser into the eyes of chauffeur HENRI PAUL, causing the Mercedes to crash inside the Pont De L'Alma tunnel in Paris, France. One witness said he saw "an enormous radar-like flash of light", reports UK newspaper the Daily Express. The new evidence supports theories Diana, Al Fayed and Paul were assassinated by the British Secret Service on behalf of the UK's royal family. http://www3.contactmusic.com/news/index31.htm __________________ Like my buddy Skeeter said... "dude, you sure you want to contact her? She tried to kill you with a Jeep..."

6th February 2006, 13:35	#2
Hung0v3r Posts: n/a	Re: DIANA CRASH 'CAUSED BY LASER BEAM' "radar-like" what

6th February 2006, 13:38	#4
Hung0v3r Posts: n/a	Re: DIANA CRASH 'CAUSED BY LASER BEAM' i've heard this before. It's not a laser. It's a super super bright light of a certain wavelength. Some DoD developed non-lethal thingy. that was what is claimed anyway

6th February 2006, 13:43	#5
maladjusted Posts: n/a	Re: DIANA CRASH 'CAUSED BY LASER BEAM' I wish I could see radio waves.

6th February 2006, 13:43	#6
Hung0v3r Posts: n/a	Re: DIANA CRASH 'CAUSED BY LASER BEAM' also: this one is not so far fetched for me. the mother of the future king is fucking and possible pregnant with the offspring of the historical enemy.

6th February 2006, 13:57	#8
maladjusted Posts: n/a	Re: DIANA CRASH 'CAUSED BY LASER BEAM' WHAT COLOR IS THE BOATHOUSE AT HEREFORD?

6th February 2006, 20:34	#10
Nebraskababe Pretend I still look like this... Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 2,925	Re: DIANA CRASH 'CAUSED BY LASER BEAM' Diana being with that Dody character was like Jackie Kennedy going off with Aristotle Onassis. WTF? I understand the money and power thing, but both of those guys were weasles. Those two classy broads could've done better.

6th February 2006, 20:45	#12
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: DIANA CRASH 'CAUSED BY LASER BEAM' weasels? i didnt even lookitup

6th February 2006, 21:38	#14
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Re: DIANA CRASH 'CAUSED BY LASER BEAM' I bet Diana was one of those "O.K., but I'm just going to lay here" bitches.

6th February 2006, 23:23	#16
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: DIANA CRASH 'CAUSED BY LASER BEAM' Laser Beams man..

8th February 2006, 01:10	#18
Stiffy Optimus lame. I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rock Ridge Posts: 6,679	Re: DIANA CRASH 'CAUSED BY LASER BEAM' How could anyone consider Diana "classy" considering what she was: an unbelievably high priced whore that gave Charles a couple sons like any good royal bitch does. The fact that she started fucking an arab also shows no class. Fuck her. Also, notice that she's rarely referred to as Princess "Di" anymore? loller __________________ Meh, fuck it