alex jones megathread - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

AnimalChin · 10th December 2007, 08:17

this is a thread where i post awesome things that i hear late at night on my shortwave radio. mainly it's alex jones.

last night alex said that there was a study in WW 1 or 2 that showed 90% of soldiers won't pull the trigger when in close sight of the enemy.

then he said the military invented the game DOOM to train soldiers to pull the trigger.

now the rate is 90% that soldiers in combat will now pull the trigger at close range.

thanks DOOM!

AnimalChin · 10th December 2007, 08:19

a few weeks ago i learned that the government has been implanting nano robots into my brain through my local municipal water supply.

however he gave no solution as to how to remove the robots but some people were lucky enough to have never drank GOVERNMENT WATER so they don't have the nano robots in their brains. YET.

it is only a matter of time for them though. pretty much we are all fucked.

AnimalChin · 10th December 2007, 08:22

president johnson personally sent bomber jets to destroy one of our ships to draw us into vietnam. the jets took off for a target but then realised when they got there that it was a friendly vessel. the pilots didn't want to shoot but they had to. alex jones has the taped recording of johnson on the phone telling them to do their damn jobs and then they did it.

maladjusted · 10th December 2007, 08:42

with all that Alex Jones knows, it's a wonder they've let him live this long.

Maybe he's a nanobot.

LordOfTheShrooms · 10th December 2007, 10:22

We should pool our money and have you moonbats put to sleep.

10th December 2007, 08:17	#1
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	alex jones megathread this is a thread where i post awesome things that i hear late at night on my shortwave radio. mainly it's alex jones. last night alex said that there was a study in WW 1 or 2 that showed 90% of soldiers won't pull the trigger when in close sight of the enemy. then he said the military invented the game DOOM to train soldiers to pull the trigger. now the rate is 90% that soldiers in combat will now pull the trigger at close range. thanks DOOM!

10th December 2007, 08:19	#2
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: alex jones megathread a few weeks ago i learned that the government has been implanting nano robots into my brain through my local municipal water supply. however he gave no solution as to how to remove the robots but some people were lucky enough to have never drank GOVERNMENT WATER so they don't have the nano robots in their brains. YET. it is only a matter of time for them though. pretty much we are all fucked.

10th December 2007, 08:22	#3
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: alex jones megathread president johnson personally sent bomber jets to destroy one of our ships to draw us into vietnam. the jets took off for a target but then realised when they got there that it was a friendly vessel. the pilots didn't want to shoot but they had to. alex jones has the taped recording of johnson on the phone telling them to do their damn jobs and then they did it.

10th December 2007, 08:42	#4
maladjusted Hellappotamus Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,070	Re: alex jones megathread with all that Alex Jones knows, it's a wonder they've let him live this long. Maybe he's a nanobot.

10th December 2007, 10:22	#5
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: alex jones megathread We should pool our money and have you moonbats put to sleep. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.