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Old 31st January 2013, 19:45   #1
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fucking china

i'm going to shanghai for like 10 days and i've never really been out of the country

what the fuck man

seriously i'm going to goddam china. what do i do.
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Old 31st January 2013, 21:06   #2
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Two chicks at the same time
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Old 31st January 2013, 22:41   #3
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I'd listen to Hippy. He's pre-med.
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Old 1st February 2013, 01:25   #4
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Seconded. I did that just before Xmas. I still grin thinking about it. it was fuckin great. FUCKING GREAT.
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Old 1st February 2013, 01:26   #5
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WTF are you doing in Chinastan? Besides breathing in smog and absorbing lead paint.

Get some dim sum.
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Old 1st February 2013, 07:37   #6
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Find the chink laundry that Julius is trapped in, pee on his face and slap him with a chicken.
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Old 2nd February 2013, 10:09   #7
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they have a drunk driving gocart track. seriously it's a bar with a gocart track. they advertise it as a drunk driving gocart track.
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Old 2nd February 2013, 11:56   #8
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Take a chikkin. If you don't have one PM me your address and I'll send you one...since you never respond to you fucking text messages.
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Old 2nd February 2013, 14:59   #9
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they have a drunk driving gocart track. seriously it's a bar with a gocart track. they advertise it as a drunk driving gocart track.

We have that here. It's called Montana.
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Old 2nd February 2013, 23:12   #10
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"Montucky"
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Old 3rd February 2013, 16:15   #11
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i'm not taking some gay ass rubber chicken

also mal eats brunch
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Old 3rd February 2013, 16:25   #12
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Brunch = bourbon drinks at 10:30.

Fuck yeah I eat brunch

And if you don't you're a faggot
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Old 3rd February 2013, 16:54   #13
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Why take a chicken to the country that makes them?
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Old 3rd February 2013, 22:51   #14
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Re: fucking china

In China they advertise whores by nationality and price on their sandwich boards.

Make sure you establish what kind of Asian you want to fuck before you bust open your wallet.
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Old 4th February 2013, 02:04   #15
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You should get Julius' advice on this. Or Phix.
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also mal eats brunch

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Old 7th February 2013, 23:38   #18
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Two chicks at the same time

*two chicks who are not hiding penises* at the same time
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hmmm, youre right its never worked at all ever
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