i have to quit drinking - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

AnimalChin · 6th November 2011, 20:35

i suck at it

i blacked out and made out with a fat girl or something.

no idea how i made it home, no idea how i got inside (someone had my keys)

i remember going to the 3rd bar feeling just fine, ordering a beer, and then i woke up in my bed.

so don't drink if you take a xanax after not eating for 3 days.

Hondo · 6th November 2011, 21:42

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Originally Posted by AnimalChin


	i blacked out and made out with a fat girl or something.

Never try and drink 'em pretty Shorty. That's a bad plan.

AnimalChin · 6th November 2011, 22:47

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Originally Posted by Hondo


	Never try and drink 'em pretty Shorty. That's a bad plan.

we were joking about chubby chasing a few days before that night and i guess a big bitch walked in the bar and i remembered our discussion and looked at my buddy and said "YEA THERE SHE IS"

i guess

taco · 7th November 2011, 05:55

You succeeded with bipedal navigation and did not require a giant spatula to scrape you off the sidewalk.

So you win the prize and banged a fatty. Achievement 100%

AnimalChin · 7th November 2011, 07:00

finally got some answers - a week later.

the bartender took me home, she said i was wasted but funny. still dont know how i got in my house, but i only got in to about 5% of the trouble i thought i got in to so thats awesome.

i guess i only made out with the random girl. i was pretty sure i didnt bang her but now i'm almost positive so thats way good too.

i'm still quitting.

ALSO: hey jim do any of your

sources have anything about jagermeister actually being rebranded nyquil?

Rooflechicken · 7th November 2011, 13:39

its not the booze, its the pills. pills are bad. quit taking pills and keep drinking

AnimalChin · 7th November 2011, 18:56

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Originally Posted by Rooflechicken


	its not the booze, its the pills. pills are bad. quit taking pills and keep drinking

you're not wrong here.

Stiffy · 7th November 2011, 20:07

Stop drinking? Fuck that. You take away alcohol you take away one of the best legal methods of making life tolerable.

Rooflechicken · 7th November 2011, 23:11

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Originally Posted by AnimalChin


	you're not wrong here.

Pills will kill you in one night. Booze takes years.

Trust me, I'm pre med.

(not really)

Pills bad.

maladjusted · 8th November 2011, 12:20

You blacked out and a bartender (female) took you home.

I am not seeing the problem

taco · 8th November 2011, 12:49

Exactly. ^^

The police were not even involved..sheesh

binky_snoosh · 8th November 2011, 13:59

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Originally Posted by AnimalChin


	i blacked out and made out with a fat girl or something.

... not seeing a problem here...

Stiffy · 8th November 2011, 18:31

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Originally Posted by binky_snoosh


	... not seeing a problem here...

maladjusted · 8th November 2011, 18:34

Did you knock over a cripple? Tell gay jokes to gay people? Spill a beer on some chick's tits to make them sparkly? make a joke about fucking the fat girl within earshot of said fat girl who is the lead guitarists girlfriend? Drive blind ass drunk into the night?

Hondo · 8th November 2011, 18:36

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Originally Posted by maladjusted


	Did you knock over a cripple? Tell gay jokes to gay people? Spill a beer on some chick's tits to make them sparkly? make a joke about fucking the fat girl within earshot of said fat girl who is the lead guitarists girlfriend? Drive blind ass drunk into the night?

That was a pretty first-rate performance...especially for the first time half those people had ever seen you.

Stiffy · 8th November 2011, 20:17

Mal was trying to make an impression on something other than the pavement.

Hondo · 8th November 2011, 21:28

He made an impression on the crippled guy...and an impression on Shane. Both of them in turn made an impression on the ground when they crashed into it.

AnimalChin · 8th November 2011, 21:38

it drives me crazy blacking out and not having any idea what i did for the 8 hours i was awake and active and vocal in public without any sort of control over myself.

when i drink, i go full bore. i can't ever just have a beer and chill, it's none or 20. and i always black out and fuck something up.

maladjusted · 8th November 2011, 22:01

I didn't count Shane toppling. That was his fault for
Sister fucking and having no balance.

phxhawk · 9th November 2011, 02:16

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Originally Posted by maladjusted


	Did you knock over a cripple? Tell gay jokes to gay people? Spill a beer on some chick's tits to make them sparkly? make a joke about fucking the fat girl within earshot of said fat girl who is the lead guitarists girlfriend? Drive blind ass drunk into the night?

That was tops, Mal. Dan has a cane now, the gays still laugh at you and think you're gay. I missed the sparkly tits. It was the bass player, not the guitarist. Still don't know how the fuck you got to the hotel and back in Gilbert without going to jail.

Nice show.

6th November 2011, 20:35	#1
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	i have to quit drinking i suck at it i blacked out and made out with a fat girl or something. no idea how i made it home, no idea how i got inside (someone had my keys) i remember going to the 3rd bar feeling just fine, ordering a beer, and then i woke up in my bed. so don't drink if you take a xanax after not eating for 3 days.

7th November 2011, 05:55	#4
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: i have to quit drinking You succeeded with bipedal navigation and did not require a giant spatula to scrape you off the sidewalk. So you win the prize and banged a fatty. Achievement 100% __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

7th November 2011, 07:00	#5
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: i have to quit drinking finally got some answers - a week later. the bartender took me home, she said i was wasted but funny. still dont know how i got in my house, but i only got in to about 5% of the trouble i thought i got in to so thats awesome. i guess i only made out with the random girl. i was pretty sure i didnt bang her but now i'm almost positive so thats way good too. i'm still quitting. ALSO: hey jim do any of your sources have anything about jagermeister actually being rebranded nyquil?

7th November 2011, 20:07	#8
Stiffy Optimus lame. I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rock Ridge Posts: 6,679	Re: i have to quit drinking Stop drinking? Fuck that. You take away alcohol you take away one of the best legal methods of making life tolerable. __________________ Meh, fuck it

8th November 2011, 12:49	#11
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: i have to quit drinking Exactly. ^^ The police were not even involved..sheesh __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

8th November 2011, 20:17	#16
Stiffy Optimus lame. I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rock Ridge Posts: 6,679	Re: i have to quit drinking Mal was trying to make an impression on something other than the pavement. __________________ Meh, fuck it

8th November 2011, 21:28	#17
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: i have to quit drinking He made an impression on the crippled guy...and an impression on Shane. Both of them in turn made an impression on the ground when they crashed into it. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

8th November 2011, 21:38	#18
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: i have to quit drinking it drives me crazy blacking out and not having any idea what i did for the 8 hours i was awake and active and vocal in public without any sort of control over myself. when i drink, i go full bore. i can't ever just have a beer and chill, it's none or 20. and i always black out and fuck something up.