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AnimalChin · 4th August 2012, 08:20

religion is dumb
anyone should be able to marry whom ever they want
guns are awesome
abortion should be legal

and other stuff that makes the toe redneck people mad

Soulslayer · 4th August 2012, 09:43

i'm voting for anyone that's not in office already. fuck em...conservative, liberal, they're all doing a shit job. i say we wipe the board and start over with a whole new fresh batch of fucktards.

AnimalChin · 4th August 2012, 09:52

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Originally Posted by Soulslayer


	i'm voting for anyone that's not in office already. fuck em...conservative, liberal, they're all doing a shit job. i say we wipe the board and start over with a whole new fresh batch of fucktards.

is hungover still around let's elect him.

it will be hilarious.

Hondo · 4th August 2012, 12:06

Jim went sober. It wouldn't be nearly as entertaining as it once would have been.

Soulslayer · 4th August 2012, 18:30

He's sober...for now...

AnimalChin · 5th August 2012, 10:49

good for him.

i don't drink too much anymore either. too much trouble. i'm not very good at it.

TennesseeChick · 10th August 2012, 22:59

There are so many things I'd like to type...but the futility of it all doesn't escape me.

maladjusted · 11th August 2012, 01:02

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Originally Posted by AnimalChin


	religion is dumb anyone should be able to marry whom ever they want guns are awesome abortion should be legal and other stuff that makes the toe redneck people mad

I'm not a toe redneck apparently.

AnimalChin · 11th August 2012, 12:46

BIG ASS TITS

TennesseeChick · 11th August 2012, 19:27

TennesseeChick · 11th August 2012, 19:33

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Originally Posted by AnimalChin


	religion is dumb anyone should be able to marry whom ever they want guns are awesome abortion should be legal and other stuff that makes the toe redneck people mad

Religion is not dumb
Government shouldn't be involved in marriage
Guns ARE awesome
Abortion already is legal, but shouldn't be

Having a sense of right and wrong isn't redneck. It's all fine and good to be a "live and let live" person as long as the rest of us are taking care of things for ya. It's such a cop out because it requires no thought or action on the part of those who espouse it. If life really was like that, we'd live in chaos. Fuck...why am I even trying...

Hondo · 11th August 2012, 19:48

Religion IS dumb. A strong faith in God...that's a totally different thing.

Stiffy · 11th August 2012, 19:58

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Originally Posted by Hondo


	Religion IS dumb. A strong faith in God...that's a totally different thing.

Fucking preach on it chief. Add to it: Religion/faith is a personal thing so keep it to yourself unless asked.

Soulslayer · 12th August 2012, 07:20

Religion is dumb, but it makes a lot of people happy so I wish they'd just have it, but keep it to themselves.
Government should allow gays to get married but call it something else, and stop making it look like we're all against them getting MARRIED, which we're not...and tell the truth that we're just against them being CALLED married. fucking news media bullshit propaganda
Guns are awesome.
Abortion is legal and should be. What needs to be illegal are the moron dipshits that hang out protesting with signs and pictures of aborted fetuses that make my children ask questions they are way too young to ask and understand. douchebags need to be picked off by passing cars expeditiously.

LordOfTheShrooms · 12th August 2012, 10:40

“Marriage” should be taken out of the law books. All legal contracts previously referred to as a “marriage” should be reconstituted as “civil unions” and should deal only with property rights. All future contracts should be defined as “civil unions”. The government can create a standardized contract and people can use that, or draft their own if they prefer (like is already done with prenuptial agreements). It should be treated as any other contract and anyone who meets the existing legal criteria for entering a contract (age of majority, not under duress, sound mind, etc.) should be able to enter it. The only involvement the government needs to have beyond that is in the event of death, separation (let’s get rid of the word “divorce” in the legal dictionary as well), or some breach of contract under the set terms.

“Marriage”, as an “I love you and want to spend my life with you” arrangement needs to be exclusively between two people (or more, I don't care; it's not my fucking business) and, if applicable, their church.

Problem fucking solved.

LordOfTheShrooms · 12th August 2012, 10:43

Wait, didn't I already post this solution here somewhere?

LordOfTheShrooms · 12th August 2012, 10:47

Well I don't see it so I'll just leave it there

4th August 2012, 08:20	#21
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: hey religion is dumb anyone should be able to marry whom ever they want guns are awesome abortion should be legal and other stuff that makes the toe redneck people mad

4th August 2012, 09:43	#22
Soulslayer Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,783	Re: hey i'm voting for anyone that's not in office already. fuck em...conservative, liberal, they're all doing a shit job. i say we wipe the board and start over with a whole new fresh batch of fucktards. __________________

4th August 2012, 12:06	#24
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,536	Re: hey Jim went sober. It wouldn't be nearly as entertaining as it once would have been. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

4th August 2012, 18:30	#25
Soulslayer Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,783	Re: hey He's sober...for now... __________________

5th August 2012, 10:49	#26
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: hey good for him. i don't drink too much anymore either. too much trouble. i'm not very good at it.

10th August 2012, 22:59	#27
TennesseeChick Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 1,482	Re: hey There are so many things I'd like to type...but the futility of it all doesn't escape me. __________________ I used to be cool, but now I'm shaped like a pumpkin. ~ Mike Birbiglia

11th August 2012, 12:46	#29
AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: hey BIG ASS TITS

11th August 2012, 19:48	#32
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,536	Re: hey Religion IS dumb. A strong faith in God...that's a totally different thing. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

12th August 2012, 07:20	#34
Soulslayer Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,783	Re: hey Religion is dumb, but it makes a lot of people happy so I wish they'd just have it, but keep it to themselves. Government should allow gays to get married but call it something else, and stop making it look like we're all against them getting MARRIED, which we're not...and tell the truth that we're just against them being CALLED married. fucking news media bullshit propaganda Guns are awesome. Abortion is legal and should be. What needs to be illegal are the moron dipshits that hang out protesting with signs and pictures of aborted fetuses that make my children ask questions they are way too young to ask and understand. douchebags need to be picked off by passing cars expeditiously. __________________

12th August 2012, 10:40	#35
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: hey “Marriage” should be taken out of the law books. All legal contracts previously referred to as a “marriage” should be reconstituted as “civil unions” and should deal only with property rights. All future contracts should be defined as “civil unions”. The government can create a standardized contract and people can use that, or draft their own if they prefer (like is already done with prenuptial agreements). It should be treated as any other contract and anyone who meets the existing legal criteria for entering a contract (age of majority, not under duress, sound mind, etc.) should be able to enter it. The only involvement the government needs to have beyond that is in the event of death, separation (let’s get rid of the word “divorce” in the legal dictionary as well), or some breach of contract under the set terms. “Marriage”, as an “I love you and want to spend my life with you” arrangement needs to be exclusively between two people (or more, I don't care; it's not my fucking business) and, if applicable, their church. Problem fucking solved. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

12th August 2012, 10:43	#36
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: hey Wait, didn't I already post this solution here somewhere? __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

12th August 2012, 10:47	#37
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: hey Well I don't see it so I'll just leave it there __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.