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Old 10th December 2007, 08:47   #1
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cat thread

i got a awesome cat last halloween. (06)

i was outside on the phone on my porch and it walked up out of nowhere and said hi and let me pet it.

the next day it was still hanging around. that night i finally gave it a can of tuna and boy did it like it.

so i called all the shelters and vet offices. and put flyers up over the whole neighboorhood hoping to find it's home because it was way too friendly to be a stray.

prettygirl came over to tell me that it was a HE CAT and that he had already been ridden of his balls.

about a dozen people called, and half of those came to see him but no luck.

after a couple months i decided i would take care of him. took him to the vet to get a couple shots and he's been my pal ever since. since he found me on halloween, i named him GOBLIN.

he wears a tuxedo all the time. i don't even really like cats but this one is pretty rad. he stays outside all the time, really only coming in to eat, take his medicine, and give me hugs and kisses.
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Old 10th December 2007, 08:57   #2
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Is that your mom?
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Old 10th December 2007, 09:02   #3
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no that's coconut. goblin loves her.
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Old 10th December 2007, 09:44   #4
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who's the dude on the couch?
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Old 10th December 2007, 09:48   #5
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that's his knob-goblin MOM.
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Old 10th December 2007, 09:53   #6
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it's mandy she is very pretty but not in those pictures
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Old 10th December 2007, 10:28   #8
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Re: cat thread

goblin came in a little bit ago for breakfast and to pick a fight. i guess the lizards are all hibernating so he doesn't have as much to murder out there.

my left hand is bleeding a little bit.
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