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Hella gort maringa
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Who really NEEDS $250?
We have this program here at work where the owners foundation gives out Visa Gift Cards to employees every February. The instuction to us is that we are to give these cards to something that we think deserves the donation. The idea is that the distribution of money will go to things the big dollar donations never would really touch. There are so many things I can think of that I already give a few bucks to or the foundation already does a ton for, so those are out.
If you had $250 to give, who would you give it to? Keep in mind, I can give it to anyone or anything I want, large or small. For that matter I can stand outside a liquor store and buy booze for bums if I want. I already have reasons why none of you will get it though so don't even try it. Mal - What? So he could buy lunch? Stiffy - $250 doesn't buy as many dildos as you'd think Jimmah - Ron Paul revolution is over, its fucking over ok? Boloney - He'd just lose it at the bar Phix - even he doesn't need that much tinfoil shorty - actually, maybe shorty could have it shrooms - fuck texas taco - it won't get you any further away from the messicans hippy - you ban't bury it in your yard, it expires Mar 31 hondo - you can get one cheaper someplace else sandman - where the FUCK did PERRY go? onel - I'd only give it to you if you bought another L with it everyone else - you didn't even make THIS list
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19th February 2009, 14:02 | #2 |
I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
Seems to me that you should buy all of us on your list a bottle of booze and feel good about what you've done. That $250 would cover it and the postage.
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19th February 2009, 14:03 | #3 |
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
Offer it up to that Alaska Chick to return the OC
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19th February 2009, 14:06 | #4 |
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
I'm going on a cruise in april. Don't you think I would have $250 MORE FUN if i had that card?
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19th February 2009, 14:07 | #5 |
I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
I thought moo had the OC
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19th February 2009, 14:34 | #6 |
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
Times are rough. Give it to somebody who is legitimately unemployed.
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
When has Rob ever been wrong about something this important?
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19th February 2009, 14:36 | #8 |
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
the buried connex idea is out. HOWEVER, with the new garden this year I might add a "root cellar" on the hill next to the ditch.
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
Wasn't there some alaska chick who came on here, showed her tits and suddenly she was our best friend, the OC was mailed to her, and she promptly disappeared.
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
Hay I know someone that fits that bill
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19th February 2009, 14:54 | #11 |
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
Yes, there was.
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19th February 2009, 15:29 | #12 |
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
mooo has v. 1.3 or 1.4 I think
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
What happened to our Mustard Curry 'friend'? He showed up, told us about his Dad killing his Mom and burying her in Yosemite Park (or was it a ?) and then disappeared again.
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19th February 2009, 15:43 | #14 |
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
He's out in san fagcisco with pha(g)stmooover
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19th February 2009, 15:44 | #15 |
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
They're getting in touch with each other...
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
give it to JPFO
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19th February 2009, 18:52 | #17 |
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
Fuck giving it away. Keep the fucker.
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
you fail at charity
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
Expires March 31, sorry California
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Re: Who really NEEDS $250?
I would, but I know of nobody at this time. Except Rob, who is clearly on the exception list.
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