Random shit thread - Page 11 - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

Hondo · 13th December 2011, 20:28

Well besides that. You could have just as easily said "total lack of logic and reason". Of course maybe that's all there is to it.

DieHippy · 13th December 2011, 22:52

We managed to get ahold of an extra leap pad last month. It's the tickle me elmo this year. horray capitalism.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/140661196924...fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

Hondo · 14th December 2011, 01:34

Jesus....I got HP Touchpads cheaper than that. WTF is in those things?

LordOfTheShrooms · 14th December 2011, 09:38

If it ain't hookers & blow it's overpriced.

Just_call_me_Q · 14th December 2011, 11:21

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Originally Posted by Hondo


	I dunno...the company bought me a conventional set back in 2007 that does an outstanding job. The set was $600. No real frills...just solid performance. Then again I'm doing laundry for just me and not a whole household of people. I don't dry a whole lot of stuff either. Baking your clothes in a dryer fucks up the colors and shortens the life of the fabric. 10 minutes to knock the wrinkles out,hang it up and air dry.

I have a son who plays outside in the mud, and changes clothes at least 4 times a day....

maladjusted · 14th December 2011, 17:09

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Originally Posted by Hondo


	Jesus....I got HP Touchpads cheaper than that.

People actually want these things though so its not really a good comparison.

DieHippy · 15th December 2011, 13:13

I have family members desperately looking for one of these leap pads so I pulled the auction. Fuckers.

I think my wife has dysentery. The good news is she's losing weight.

LordOfTheShrooms · 15th December 2011, 14:06

At least you got her to do a2m.

DieHippy · 16th December 2011, 00:05

Replaced washer with a 220 lb block of samsung-labeled worthless tonight. Motherfucker won't do anything but play faggy chimes and spit error codes. Fuck you in your sideways asshole, you little slant eyed soju drinking gook motherfucker. You did this to me.

Hondo · 16th December 2011, 02:01

Buy two standard top loaders for the same money if there's that much laundry to do. The more bells and whistles they put on them the more shit there is to go wrong. It's a fucking washing machine, not a space capsule.

maladjusted · 16th December 2011, 02:30

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Originally Posted by LordOfTheShrooms


	At least you got her to do a2m.

:ATM:

taco · 16th December 2011, 21:41

Old lady talk

LordOfTheShrooms · 19th December 2011, 12:21

I don't understand my generation's fascination with Jaegermeister. I thought it was just a fad for college and underaged kids, but it seems to be persisting, even among guys. It's a fucking 70 proof schapps and dudes are acting like they pounded a triple of hard bourbon. It's fucking pathetic. No wonder this country is going in the shitter.

DieHippy · 19th December 2011, 21:26

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Originally Posted by LordOfTheShrooms


	I don't understand my generation's fascination with Jaegermeister. I thought it was just a fad for college and underaged kids, but it seems to be persisting, even among guys. It's a fucking 70 proof schapps and dudes are acting like they pounded a triple of hard bourbon. It's fucking pathetic. No wonder this country is going in the shitter.

have you drank a fifth of it? i'm normally not a crazy drunk. i chugged many a gulps in the ending minutes of the superbowl last year. i awoke to a war-torn scene of broken queue sticks punted crock pots and raaaalph. and appetite for destruction in the cd player and channel levels on the amp maxxed out. i bet was fun. wish i was there.

Hondo · 20th December 2011, 01:20

maxed out to 11?

taco · 20th December 2011, 09:30

There is something different with jager than say normal vodka. I think jagermiester is the gateway drink to unleashing the fucking demon inside us.

One time I woke up in a hotel hallway in orlando with no key to my room, no drivers license and i had to piss on a fake tree. My hand was bleeding from punching a hallway lamp.

Stiffy · 20th December 2011, 10:03

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Originally Posted by taco


	There is something different with jager than say normal vodka. I think jagermiester is the gateway drink to unleashing the fucking demon inside us. One time I woke up in a hotel hallway in orlando with no key to my room, no drivers license and i had to piss on a fake tree. My hand was bleeding from punching a hallway lamp.

Jimmah probably did that by the time he was 12.

Just_call_me_Q · 21st December 2011, 02:10

Jager tastes like shit....

LordOfTheShrooms · 23rd December 2011, 12:56

The marketing guy at my office apparently isn't as pants on head retarded as I thought. He at least knows good bourbon.

maladjusted · 24th December 2011, 01:47

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Originally Posted by taco


	There is something different with jager than say normal vodka.

Bullshit. ETOH is ETOH.

13th December 2011, 20:28	#201
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: Random shit thread Well besides that. You could have just as easily said "total lack of logic and reason". Of course maybe that's all there is to it. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

13th December 2011, 22:52	#202
DieHippy Hella Bolognafried Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Home motherfuckers Posts: 3,789	Re: Random shit thread We managed to get ahold of an extra leap pad last month. It's the tickle me elmo this year. horray capitalism. http://www.ebay.com/itm/140661196924...fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

14th December 2011, 01:34	#203
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: Random shit thread Jesus....I got HP Touchpads cheaper than that. WTF is in those things? __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

14th December 2011, 09:38	#204
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Random shit thread If it ain't hookers & blow it's overpriced. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

15th December 2011, 13:13	#207
DieHippy Hella Bolognafried Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Home motherfuckers Posts: 3,789	Re: Random shit thread I have family members desperately looking for one of these leap pads so I pulled the auction. Fuckers. I think my wife has dysentery. The good news is she's losing weight.

15th December 2011, 14:06	#208
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Random shit thread At least you got her to do a2m. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

16th December 2011, 00:05	#209
DieHippy Hella Bolognafried Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Home motherfuckers Posts: 3,789	Re: Random shit thread Replaced washer with a 220 lb block of samsung-labeled worthless tonight. Motherfucker won't do anything but play faggy chimes and spit error codes. Fuck you in your sideways asshole, you little slant eyed soju drinking gook motherfucker. You did this to me.

16th December 2011, 02:01	#210
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: Random shit thread Buy two standard top loaders for the same money if there's that much laundry to do. The more bells and whistles they put on them the more shit there is to go wrong. It's a fucking washing machine, not a space capsule. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

16th December 2011, 21:41	#212
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: Random shit thread Old lady talk __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

19th December 2011, 12:21	#213
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Random shit thread I don't understand my generation's fascination with Jaegermeister. I thought it was just a fad for college and underaged kids, but it seems to be persisting, even among guys. It's a fucking 70 proof schapps and dudes are acting like they pounded a triple of hard bourbon. It's fucking pathetic. No wonder this country is going in the shitter. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

20th December 2011, 01:20	#215
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: Random shit thread maxed out to 11? __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

20th December 2011, 09:30	#216
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: Random shit thread There is something different with jager than say normal vodka. I think jagermiester is the gateway drink to unleashing the fucking demon inside us. One time I woke up in a hotel hallway in orlando with no key to my room, no drivers license and i had to piss on a fake tree. My hand was bleeding from punching a hallway lamp. __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

21st December 2011, 02:10	#218
Just_call_me_Q BEEFCAKE!!!!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,958	Re: Random shit thread Jager tastes like shit....

23rd December 2011, 12:56	#219
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Random shit thread The marketing guy at my office apparently isn't as pants on head retarded as I thought. He at least knows good bourbon. __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.