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Old 5th March 2008, 14:24   #81
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Nevar pass up a 3-way unless she's a total dog or a fatty.
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Old 5th March 2008, 14:43   #82
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or married and I shouldn't be messin with her in the first place
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Old 5th March 2008, 14:47   #83
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If the husband is a freak and ok's it then it's ok.
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Old 5th March 2008, 14:51   #84
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Text her this:

I was wondering how much for a 3-way.


When she replies in some sort of "OMG I can't believe you said that like I'm some sort of whore" send this:

I meant how much would you pay ME?
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Old 5th March 2008, 14:55   #85
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or married and I shouldn't be messin with her in the first place

Jebus...I guess OneL's guilt trip worked on you. Now that you are appointing her as your moral compass will you stop drinking too? All you need now is a hefty dose of bitterness and you can be the Big Sky version of her...
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Text her this:

I was wondering how much for a 3-way.


When she replies in some sort of "OMG I can't believe you said that like I'm some sort of whore" send this:

I meant how much would you pay ME?

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Old 5th March 2008, 15:57   #87
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Jebus...I guess OneL's guilt trip worked on you. Now that you are appointing her as your moral compass will you stop drinking too? All you need now is a hefty dose of bitterness and you can be the Big Sky version of her...


no, no, no, and no

If I hadn't been drunk it wouldn't have happened. I've turned her down before and will again.
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Old 5th March 2008, 16:43   #88
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WHat if you get dr0nk again? I mean in the unlikely chance that happens?
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Old 5th March 2008, 16:53   #89
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who me? I wouldn't count on it.
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Old 5th March 2008, 17:16   #90
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who me? I wouldn't count on it.

On getting drunk? I'll take that action. What's the odds B?
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Old 5th March 2008, 17:58   #91
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I wanna meet the idiot that wouldn't
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Old 5th March 2008, 18:09   #92
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I wanna meet the idiot that wouldn't

I'm pretty sure he's on this board...
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there you go again hondo. getting all upset because another guy isn't as much of a whore as you are. you act like it's a BAD thing that he wouldn't do it again.
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Old 5th March 2008, 18:54   #94
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oh I'm plenty whore enough, just would rather whore around with non married whores.

I have a new dilemma shaping up.
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I'm pretty sure he's on this board...

Probably be me. I'm already the guy who while too drunk to stand on his 21st birthday turned down sex from a hot chick because he had a girlfriend even though she lived 2000 miles away.
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I have a new dilemma shaping up.

Yes, you should definitely pee in her butt.
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Probably be me. I'm already the guy who while too drunk to stand on his 21st birthday turned down sex from a hot chick because he had a girlfriend even though she lived 2000 miles away.


you may as well send your money to Hondo now.
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Old 5th March 2008, 20:52   #98
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there you go again hondo. getting all upset because another guy isn't as much of a whore as you are. you act like it's a BAD thing that he wouldn't do it again.

No I'm not upset at all. And you don't know a damn thing about me so how about shutting up? Your incessant moralizing and whining grates on my nerves. It was a lot more fun when you had meh quit. I miss Nimby.
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so what's the deal...did ya blow a load on her nose again or not?
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And you don't know a damn thing about me so how about shutting up? Your incessant moralizing and whining grates on my nerves. It was a lot more fun when you had meh quit. I miss Nimby.

take a lesson from your own book. you don't know a damn thing about me so you can shut up too. your bullshit trying to stir things up and piss me off on purpose is really getting fucking old.

but it's ok when you act like an ass...as long as no one else says anything about it, right?
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