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Old 9th March 2007, 20:14   #1
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Get me this fridge! STAT!

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Old 10th March 2007, 20:20   #2
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Re: Get me this fridge! STAT!

Miller Lite

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Old 10th March 2007, 21:40   #3
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I've never wanted to make love to a machine more in my life.
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Old 11th March 2007, 16:00   #4
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I've never wanted to make love to a machine more in my life.

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Old 12th March 2007, 00:24   #5
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My what? Wtf is that?
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Old 12th March 2007, 02:24   #6
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Re: Get me this fridge! STAT!

nice try tupperware fucker
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Old 13th March 2007, 10:39   #7
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Re: Get me this fridge! STAT!

I've already got one of those, they are great. I just yell: "Honey, couldja grab me a beer whilst your in there?" and I get a beer thrown at me.
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Old 13th March 2007, 11:26   #8
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Re: Get me this fridge! STAT!

Seriously, wouldn't it just be simpler to put the mini fridge by the couch? That way your beer won't be shaken up...
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Seriously, wouldn't it just be simpler to put the mini fridge by the couch? That way your beer won't be shaken up...

kegerator next to couch. it's more economical.
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