Random shit thread - Page 12 - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

DieHippy · 14th January 2012, 20:24

I'm in downtown Denver. I can take all the tebow hype but these fucking hippies are about to make my head explode.

taco · 14th January 2012, 21:04

Den-va. Lotsa mexicans

DieHippy · 15th January 2012, 00:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by taco


	Den-va. Lotsa mexicans

Seems to be on north side. They washed my truck today.

I think the jimmy johns guy charged me a couple bucks more because of
hippies.

Stiffy · 15th January 2012, 09:36

Denver is just a high altitude clone of San Francisco now. You're just going to find faggots, hippies and foreigners there now.

LordOfTheShrooms · 10th February 2012, 13:28

It amazes me that George Lucas has managed to supplant the Sith as the primary antagonist of the franchise.

George Lucas Now Says That Han NEVER Shot First

Quote:

History revisionists. I hate them. But not as much as I hate George Lucas for making Han shoot last. Now, with Star Wars 3D about to arrive to the theaters, Lucas has completely lost it. He now says that Han NEVER shot first:

Quote:


	The controversy over who shot first, Greedo or Han Solo, in Episode IV, what I did was try to clean up the confusion, but obviously it upset people because they wanted Solo [who seemed to be the one who shot first in the original] to be a cold-blooded killer, but he actually isn't. It had been done in all close-ups and it was confusing about who did what to whom. I put a little wider shot in there that made it clear that Greedo is the one who shot first, but everyone wanted to think that Han shot first, because they wanted to think that he actually just gunned him down.

Poppycock.

George, how do you have the thermal detonators to try to rewrite history in this way? Do you think we are stupid? Wasn't it enough to paint that stupid laser blast coming at an stupid angle from Greedo? Do you really think that, if Greedo shot first, he would have missed Han at point blank? Was he the son of two Stormtroopers?

No, George, you can draw all the lasers you want and add all the wider shots you want, but you can't rewrite history. If Greedo had shot first, Han would be dead, period.

linky

TennesseeChick · 22nd February 2012, 13:10

Denver is libtard/hippy nirvana. Also the traffic...completely insane. Nimby grandparents buried there. Haven't been back since last funeral. Hope you enjoyed your stay.

Rooflechicken · 22nd February 2012, 14:14

I'm in la, it's hot. No Shane in sight.

Hondo · 22nd February 2012, 15:43

Look for a guy sleeping on the corner of a major intersection.

TennesseeChick · 22nd February 2012, 15:54

...or whacking off on a park bench. (Literally saw that in NYC.)

Hondo · 22nd February 2012, 17:02

You stayed and watched too didn't you?

TennesseeChick · 22nd February 2012, 17:07

No, I kept walking...fast. NYC was my first big trip out of Nebraska about 18 years ago. I was green and FREAKED THE HELL OUT. The gay pride parade was that day, too. Farmer Lisa got some eye opening
experiences that day.

phxhawk · 22nd February 2012, 22:15

You're supposed to close your eyes. I've been told it stings.

Rooflechicken · 22nd February 2012, 23:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by phxhawk


	You're supposed to close your eyes. I've eaten a lot of man load and it stings.

LordOfTheShrooms · 7th March 2012, 15:28

Roofles in the UK

Quote:


	A firestorm set off in a pair of men's trousers has left a British apparel company deflecting allegations of sexism and denying that it thinks laundry is strictly a woman's job. It's not every day that care instructions sparks controversy, but that's what happened after British journalist Emma Barnett picked up her boyfriend's pants while tidying the house. Underneath the usually customary "machine wash warm" instructions, the tag offered a less appropriate option: “OR – GIVE IT TO YOUR WOMAN, IT’S HER JOB.” Barnett tweeted an image of the tag on Monday, prompting an immediate outcry on social media and demands to out the company, Madhouse.

linky

Rooflechicken · 26th March 2012, 22:15

LC has finally started payments.

Hondo · 26th March 2012, 22:52

Awesome. Apparently Brian season in Montana is over...but apparently it's still on in Arizona.

maladjusted · 26th March 2012, 23:10

I shaved my head with a razor. Like totally bald.

Nobody fuckin noticed.

But sweet I don't have to pack clippers any more. Just a razor.

But lol.

Last time I did it I was young. It was tough because of my thick hair. This AM it was fuckin easy and fast.

I attribute that to razor technology.

Ok fuck I was bald as fuck.

It feels good though. I been rubbing my own head all day. My scalp too.

LordOfTheShrooms · 27th March 2012, 09:21

Grats, bri

phxhawk · 27th March 2012, 13:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondo


	Awesome. Apparently Brian season in Montana is over...but apparently it's still on in Arizona.

I have the torch now...

maladjusted · 27th March 2012, 14:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by phxhawk


	I Will take the ring into Mordor...

14th January 2012, 20:24	#221
DieHippy Hella Bolognafried Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Home motherfuckers Posts: 3,789	Re: Random shit thread I'm in downtown Denver. I can take all the tebow hype but these fucking hippies are about to make my head explode.

14th January 2012, 21:04	#222
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: Random shit thread Den-va. Lotsa mexicans __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

15th January 2012, 09:36	#224
Stiffy Optimus lame. I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rock Ridge Posts: 6,679	Re: Random shit thread Denver is just a high altitude clone of San Francisco now. You're just going to find faggots, hippies and foreigners there now. __________________ Meh, fuck it

22nd February 2012, 13:10	#226
TennesseeChick Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 1,482	Re: Random shit thread Denver is libtard/hippy nirvana. Also the traffic...completely insane. Nimby grandparents buried there. Haven't been back since last funeral. Hope you enjoyed your stay. __________________ I used to be cool, but now I'm shaped like a pumpkin. ~ Mike Birbiglia

22nd February 2012, 15:43	#228
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: Random shit thread Look for a guy sleeping on the corner of a major intersection. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

22nd February 2012, 15:54	#229
TennesseeChick Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 1,482	Re: Random shit thread ...or whacking off on a park bench. (Literally saw that in NYC.) __________________ I used to be cool, but now I'm shaped like a pumpkin. ~ Mike Birbiglia

22nd February 2012, 17:02	#230
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: Random shit thread You stayed and watched too didn't you? __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

22nd February 2012, 17:07	#231
TennesseeChick Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 1,482	Re: Random shit thread No, I kept walking...fast. NYC was my first big trip out of Nebraska about 18 years ago. I was green and FREAKED THE HELL OUT. The gay pride parade was that day, too. Farmer Lisa got some eye opening experiences that day. __________________ I used to be cool, but now I'm shaped like a pumpkin. ~ Mike Birbiglia

26th March 2012, 22:52	#236
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,537	Re: Random shit thread Awesome. Apparently Brian season in Montana is over...but apparently it's still on in Arizona. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

27th March 2012, 09:21	#238
LordOfTheShrooms Registered User I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,459	Re: Random shit thread Grats, bri __________________ The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.