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Old 29th December 2005, 10:20   #1
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Deer Chikkin:

Please read the first item here:

http://www.2spare.com/item_39909.aspx

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You can Hypnotize Chickens

A chicken can be hypnotized, or put into a trance by holding its head down against the ground, and continuously drawing a line along the ground with a stick or a finger, starting at its beak and extending straight outward in front of the chicken.

If the chicken is hypnotized in this manner, it will remain immobile for somewhere between 15 seconds to 30 minutes, continuing to stare at the line.

SCIENCE needs you to perform chikkin hypnotizing experimentations in order to veracify or disproofify this hypothogen.

Please go and try to hypnotify a chikkin immediately and report back.

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Old 29th December 2005, 10:23   #2
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Old 29th December 2005, 10:29   #3
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Most definately help teh science plzkthxbi...
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Old 29th December 2005, 10:42   #4
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OK, I can give it a shot, but I'll also inform you that chickens are pretty much hypnotized by just holding them by the feet.
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Old 29th December 2005, 23:42   #5
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WHERE IS THAT REPORT?
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Old 30th December 2005, 02:06   #6
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WHERE IS THAT REPORT?

My money's on him falling asleep again instead of coming through in the clutch.
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Old 30th December 2005, 08:23   #7
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FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION
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Old 30th December 2005, 09:05   #8
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Even bettar ideer: Try this technique on LC.
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Even bettar ideer: Try this technique on LC.

He doesn't need this technique for me...I have Flexeril and Lortab.

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Old 30th December 2005, 09:51   #10
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Too bad he'd rather sleep.

You could find a boyfriend who likes women, you know.
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Too bad he'd rather sleep.

You could find a boyfriend who likes women, you know.

Umm...with my track record? Unpossible.
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Old 30th December 2005, 10:05   #12
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I didn't even think about trying to hypnotize a chicken last night. Also, it was fucking dark.

I get home and LC is all snakered on teh pills so I touched her no no's while she was passed out.
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I didn't even think about trying to hypnotize a chicken last night. Also, it was fucking dark.

I get home and LC is all snakered on teh pills so I touched her no no's while she was passed out.

Well...did you?
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Well...did you?


I just said what I did, doc.
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I just said what I did, doc.

You just touched? I'm revoking your dude card.
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Old 30th December 2005, 17:34   #16
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Those drugs should relax all orifices.

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