16th February 2010, 23:12 | #1 |
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am i a dick
so i've been thinking about buying a cheap guitar and learning how to play. i tell the wife and she likes the idea.
fast forward to tonight. i take a look in muzak instruments craigslist classifieds and holy shit a cheapo harmony acoustic guitar with stand. chick says guy is coming to pick it up tomorrow afternoon for fortybux, but if i get there sooner i can have it. so sweet. i go tell wife i'm going to get a guitar and she gets the all disappointed deflated look and says go look in the back of the durango. she's got her grandpa's les paul in there that she got from him and had restrung today. was gonna give it to me for my birfday next week. i'm thinking hells ya badass guitar, but I need an acoustical beater too. so i go into town and pick up cheapo guitar. i tried to explain to her that the two guitars and different animals but i guess i stole the thunder or whatever and rar man bad rar. i can't fucking win. i realize it might not have been the best thing to do, but this cheapo guitar is probably worth a couple hundred bucks. never pass up a good deal amirite? or wrong? |
16th February 2010, 23:20 | #2 |
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Haha. Let's rewind to the source of teh real error.
I do. Lol yer fucked. |
16th February 2010, 23:22 | #3 |
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Ps yuo Dumas shoulda snuck to buy beater and not told her until another time and said yuo got a deal.
That was pretty cool of her even though she's an irrational broad like all of them. You're stuck you may as well not gonoh of your way to piss her off |
16th February 2010, 23:41 | #4 |
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Those two guitars are so different they're barely the same instrument. Of course, I play my cheap Takamine acoustic waaaay more than I play my '84 Strat.
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That is a damn eloquent summation. You can't win but she will get over it.
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17th February 2010, 07:50 | #6 |
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either way, you stole her thunder .. you gotta make it up to her. theres almost nothing a good long deep dicking wont fix though.
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17th February 2010, 08:00 | #7 |
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She's a bitch for ruining your surprise. She owes you
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I could come over Thursday while you're at work Hippy. |
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^^^
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nah my brother will probably be here but thanks |
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Ok well make sure he wears a rubber or goes after me. Maybe put up a sign In sheet or something. |
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17th February 2010, 14:55 | #12 |
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You WIN. Les Paul AND a good acoustic for next to nothing? Damn! You are not at fault. She just doesn't understand guitar players have an electric AND an acoustic. Her surprise was just as cool as your Craigslist find. Here's what you do. Put the acoustic away for a couple days. Fuss over the Les Paul in a big way. Thank her several times and bring her some flowers.
Tell her how cool she is for thinking of you and going to all that trouble to get it for you. You'll be fine.
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17th February 2010, 15:51 | #13 |
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Then tell her to bring you a sandwich. And give you a beejer.
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This is the kind of bullshit which makes chicks think they aren't
This am not WIN if he has to suck ass and buy flowers.
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just get drunk and smash the $40 guitar...tell her it's a tribute to some band...
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17th February 2010, 18:35 | #16 |
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Just go fuck her sister, she will forget all about the guitar incident.
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slap her and tell her you wanted an acoustic, now your stuck spending $800 on a Marshall half stack because of her selfeshness
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Huh?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deferred_gratification
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Optimus lame.
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Fatty has a point for once.
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17th February 2010, 22:25 | #20 |
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Re: am i a dick
Everybody needs a beater acoustic, but getting "Grandpa's Old Les Paul" is fucking awesome! Any idea what year it is? Post a pictar, when you get around to it...
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