31st January 2013, 19:45 | #1 |
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fucking china
i'm going to shanghai for like 10 days and i've never really been out of the country
what the fuck man seriously i'm going to goddam china. what do i do. |
31st January 2013, 21:06 | #2 |
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Re: fucking china
Two chicks at the same time
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31st January 2013, 22:41 | #3 |
I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out
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Re: fucking china
I'd listen to Hippy. He's pre-med.
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Re: fucking china
Seconded. I did that just before Xmas. I still grin thinking about it. it was fuckin great. FUCKING GREAT.
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Re: fucking china
WTF are you doing in Chinastan? Besides breathing in smog and absorbing lead paint.
Get some dim sum.
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1st February 2013, 07:37 | #6 |
Optimus lame.
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Re: fucking china
Find the chink laundry that Julius is trapped in, pee on his face and slap him with a chicken.
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2nd February 2013, 10:09 | #7 |
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Re: fucking china
they have a drunk driving gocart track. seriously it's a bar with a gocart track. they advertise it as a drunk driving gocart track.
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2nd February 2013, 11:56 | #8 |
I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out
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Re: fucking china
Take a chikkin. If you don't have one PM me your address and I'll send you one...since you never respond to you fucking text messages.
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Re: fucking china
We have that here. It's called Montana.
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2nd February 2013, 23:12 | #10 |
don't tax me bro
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Re: fucking china
"Montucky"
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3rd February 2013, 16:15 | #11 |
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Re: fucking china
i'm not taking some gay ass rubber chicken
also mal eats brunch |
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Re: fucking china
Brunch = bourbon drinks at 10:30.
Fuck yeah I eat brunch And if you don't you're a faggot
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3rd February 2013, 16:54 | #13 |
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Re: fucking china
Why take a chicken to the country that makes them?
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3rd February 2013, 22:51 | #14 |
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Re: fucking china
In China they advertise whores by nationality and price on their sandwich boards.
Make sure you establish what kind of Asian you want to fuck before you bust open your wallet.
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4th February 2013, 02:04 | #15 |
I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out
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Re: fucking china
You should get Julius' advice on this. Or Phix.
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does he ever stop eating? |
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Re: fucking china
Do you ever stop making caller ID jokes?
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Re: fucking china
*two chicks who are not hiding penises* at the same time
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Re: fucking china
yessir
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Re: fucking china
hmmm, youre right its never worked at all ever
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