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Old 6th September 2006, 21:15   #1
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dont fuck with chikken

shit bitch, i just wanted some fucking chickentacos

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Wife Shoots Husband Who Shot Chicken, Police Say
Neighbor Says There Were Dead Chickens All Over

POSTED: 12:45 pm EDT September 6, 2006

CHESHIRE, Ore. -- An Oregon woman is accused of shooting her husband after he shot her pet chicken.

The Eugene-Register Guard reported Mary Kay Gray, 58, has been jailed on felony assault charges.

Her husband, Stanley Edward Gray, 43, is recovering from a gunshot wound to the shoulder. The chicken died at the scene.

Lane County sheriff's Sgt. Clint Riley said

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Old 6th September 2006, 21:23   #2
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The chicken died at the scene

But the question is: broiled, fried, rotisseried, or stewed? Details!
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Old 6th September 2006, 23:49   #3
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Old 7th September 2006, 07:01   #4
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Why would you marry a chick that's 15 years older than you? I'm assuming from the fact that she had a pet chikkin that she wasn't rich...
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Old 7th September 2006, 07:27   #5
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I hate when that happens.
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Old 7th September 2006, 09:11   #6
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Just FYI Eugene is not really Oregon. It's more like Northern Kalifornia.
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Old 7th September 2006, 23:55   #7
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Just FYI Eugene is not really Oregon. It's more like Northern Kalifornia.

'Cept that we don't really recognize that part of the state...it's where the renegade recluse rejects reside.
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Old 31st January 2007, 18:15   #8
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"The chicken died at the scene."

That's really the sad part of the whole deal.
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Old 31st January 2007, 19:39   #9
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dr0nk: Uhmmmmm... whats with the random thread revival?
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