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Re: i quit smoking
What could possibly go wrong?
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16th September 2009, 15:54 | #62 |
BEEFCAKE!!!!!!
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lol
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I heard that Q is bigger than Mal... 2700 Twinkie Wrappers might be leftover from lunch.
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16th September 2009, 21:11 | #64 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
BEEFCAKE!!!!!!
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This is true - there is a picture of me somewhere on this forum. I am one fat motherfucker weighing in at 372 right now. Won't be fat for long though - about to start a fucking hippie food diet in a few weeks. Should lose ~ 150 pounds in 3-4 months. Going to be eating no solid food, and only drinking fruit and vegetable juices. Called a "Juice fast" - I bought a juicer for it, and when I start will be going through about 15-20 pounds of side dishes in juice form a day. I know a guy who did not have much weight to lose like 20-30 pounds, he did it in a few weeks doing this. I eat about 2500 callories of food a day as things are, but take in another 3000-4000 calories a day in beer. Usually drink a case a day on weekdays, on weekends when I can sleep late, I pick up a case and a 12 pack per day. When I run full kegs, they last me about 5-6 days. Gonna stop drinking for the diet, or at least switch to white lightning instead of beer. While it will suck for a few months, it will be nice walking up stairs with out getting winded, it will also be nice to be able to go outside when it's over 80 with out pouring sweat... |
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16th September 2009, 21:20 | #65 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Re: i quit smoking
Well Shane's out of the lead now. You could call out the Guv'na on that amount
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16th September 2009, 21:25 | #66 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Re: i quit smoking
As of right now I don't wanna hear another fucking word. Holy Christ Richard simmons is crying his faggot eyes out over q.
Q why do you hate yourself and eat yourself to death? I mean, besides the reasons we hate you.
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As of right now I don't wanna hear another fucking word. Holy Christ Richard simmons is crying his faggot eyes out over q.
Q why do you hate yourself and eat yourself to death? I mean, besides the reasons we hate you.
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16th September 2009, 21:28 | #68 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Shit paid off last spring. I was in a bar with a few friends when some jackass yelled "I can outdrink anyone here" - Was there with my FIL, and one of his buddies. Almost simultaneously they yelled "I got $100 that says you can't out drink this guy" We went beer for beer, shot for shot, and over three hours we consumed 39 beverages before he stood up to piss, and went flat on his face. ordered another round, took his money, paid our tab with it, and walked out the door with out stumbling. I did give up my keys though, and made my FIL's buddy drive us home. While I could have done it, there was no way I could pass a breath test. |
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16th September 2009, 21:29 | #69 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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I don't eat myself to death - I likely eat less than you do. I like getting drunk, and beer is my favorite way to do it. I love myself enough to indulge in my happy place. I don't hate myself at all. I love me enough to make sure I stay happy 100% of the time. |
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THIS COULD BE THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHHH FUCK FATTY UR THE GAYEST AND THE FATTEST! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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16th September 2009, 23:22 | #71 |
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16th September 2009, 23:24 | #72 |
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16th September 2009, 23:25 | #73 |
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THREE AND SEVENTY TWO POUNDS!!!!
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It's like a unicorn came and pissed unfiltered magical happy water into my beer. You stupid motherfucker WHY would u ever admit that???? |
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16th September 2009, 23:30 | #75 |
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372!!!!
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16th September 2009, 23:31 | #76 |
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372!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People are u reading this???1!?!?!?1 THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FUCKING TWO POUNDS! Q, I'm your e-pal I'll spot you the 2 so you can say 370! |
17th September 2009, 05:46 | #77 |
don't tax me bro
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372? HOLY FUCKING type 2 Diabetes brah
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17th September 2009, 05:56 | #78 |
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more like holy learning channel special of the week. and you think all this equals out because you can drink alot? jesus, no wonder your back got fucked up. it probably couldnt take it anymore.
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17th September 2009, 07:20 | #79 |
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it's never gonna stop.
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17th September 2009, 08:44 | #80 |
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Re: i quit smoking
I dunno....i rank it up there with Big Daddy's ghey dad. That stopped...eventually.
Where's Swanson? I want the Hitler car added to the emoticons. That's cool.
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