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Old 5th March 2008, 00:47   #61
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Re: Dilemma

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I always thought it was "love"

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Old 5th March 2008, 00:49   #62
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Re: Dilemma

also SS i'm the kind of guy that would never want to ruin someone else's relationship but if i'm drunk and some chick wants to suck my weewee i'm pretty sure i am going to let her suck my weewee.

in that situation it's not my marriage it's my weewee.

also if the dude is a jerkoff then fuck it.
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Old 5th March 2008, 03:49   #63
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as for abuse? I will never feel sorry for a woman that stays around with an abusive husband. after that first abuse, she needs to beat him with a baseball bat while he sleeps.

What if she couldnt tell if she deserved the first abuse or not... what if the messages she got all her life were different to yours. There are people who's lives suck more than you can ever guess, any ticket out is a ticket out. Its even possible that giving DBD a blowy was a step up for this chick and she felt proud of it, instead of being some asshole's prisoner.
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Old 5th March 2008, 07:11   #64
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Re: Dilemma

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but the rest are still in the Hondolithic era.


Ya gotta capitalize it, it's an ERA...
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Old 5th March 2008, 08:20   #65
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i made a vow to my husband not to fuck other people, he made the same vow.

He also vowed that you would not fuck other people?
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Old 5th March 2008, 08:22   #66
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Re: Dilemma

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Well at least I'm honest about it. I don't live in a world of denial like you do Mrs. Oops He Really Was Locked in The Garage All Night and My CallerID box Was Broken.

ruht roh.
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Old 5th March 2008, 08:23   #67
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Ya gotta capitalize it, it's an ERA...

I'm not sure what his pitching stats have to do with anything.
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Old 5th March 2008, 09:08   #68
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holy shit alot of posts to respond to from overnight.

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tell me what I should say to her and I'll send it.

tell her that it was a mistake on her part, and you won't talk about it again, or see her again.
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Old 5th March 2008, 09:10   #69
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Well at least I'm honest about it. I don't live in a world of denial like you do Mrs. Oops He Really Was Locked in The Garage All Night and My CallerID box Was Broken.

there is no denial here. mrss has never been unfaithful to me. you just can't believe that all men aren't whores like you are.
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What if she couldnt tell if she deserved the first abuse or not... what if the messages she got all her life were different to yours. There are people who's lives suck more than you can ever guess, any ticket out is a ticket out. Its even possible that giving DBD a blowy was a step up for this chick and she felt proud of it, instead of being some asshole's prisoner.

blah blah blah fucking blah blah blah. i know some of those people with shittier lives than me julius, and none of them ever truly believed that they deserved the abuse. they all know it's wrong, they just don't have the balls to do something about it.

it's a load of horseshit. sure, your husband may be stronger and bigger than you are, but he ain't prepared to take that crowbar to the head while he sleeps.
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He also vowed that you would not fuck other people?

eh, you know what i mean scooby.
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and fuckers.
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Old 5th March 2008, 09:33   #73
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Old 5th March 2008, 09:37   #74
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I was loyal as hell to LC and look what that got me. Fuck broads. Expecially now that I've had a couple beers. The married broad keeps texting me, I've ignored her till now, tell me what I should say to her and I'll send it.

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Old 5th March 2008, 12:23   #75
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"Leave me alone, I'm activating gort."


I told her to stop, forget it and it wasn't happening again...now she thinks I'm awesome because I'm trying to not screw up her marriage. She's thick in the head. I'll try Phix's advice if I get another text from her, its the best idea so far.
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She's thick in the head.

We know, hence the birth of this thread.

I don't have anything hilarious for you to text her. Not even anything mildly amusing.

I'm in a funk.
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Old 5th March 2008, 12:32   #77
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maybe you should take a shower?
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Old 5th March 2008, 13:39   #78
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Text her back and ask if she knows any other sleazy chicks that might be interested in a 3-way. You'll either piss her off and make her stop calling or you'll get the inside track on some hot action. It's a win-win deal for you chikkin.
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Old 5th March 2008, 13:43   #79
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Re: Dilemma

I'm really not interested even if she was willing. Not with this broad. Now the stripper? Yeah, pretty sure she's got friends.
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Text her back and ask if she knows any other sleazy chicks that might be interested in a 3-way. You'll either piss her off and make her stop calling or you'll get the inside track on some hot action. It's a win-win deal for you chikkin.



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