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Dude he's gettin a rwfund
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Right...and my taxes went down.
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While house boating last week, my buddy's 8 month old daughter pooped in her bucket. I was there to capture.
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Why does he keep her in a bucket?
And yes, I'm getting money back.
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Entertainment while we were cruising.
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5th August 2011, 09:58 | #66 |
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God, I hate this city.
City Council moves ahead on plastic bag ban They call it a "ban" but the plan currently being kicked around is a surcharge of $.05 per plastic bag. The city would get a penny and the retailer would keep the rest. While the grocery store I use is in city limits, there's one pretty close that is not. Fuck your hippie canvas bags. Someone should make a tshirt or something
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5th August 2011, 12:12 | #67 |
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Al Gore is going to put on his Captain Planet uniform and personally kick you in the balls you earth hating son of a bitch.
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5th August 2011, 13:34 | #68 |
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I'll distract him with a cheese burger.
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5th August 2011, 14:05 | #69 |
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I got careless with a radial arm saw last night...bonk.
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Dude that's not even a straight cut. Were you drunk?
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who the fuck uses plastic bags anymore anyway? I tell you who, ghetto people too cheap to buy garbage bags. you outta use your next plastic bag to smother yourself. |
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Glad you still have the finger, dude. How deep is the cut?
Good to see you too, OneL.
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um, me and everybody else in the store? i seen one of those hippy grocery bags once around here. i laffed at them. |
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the hippies. not the bags. in case you were wondering. |
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8th August 2011, 15:47 | #75 |
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In response to the U.S. credit downgrade, investors are exiting stocks and going to U.S. Treasuries for safety. The S&P downgrade was on U.S. Treasures.
Today’s lesson on irony is now concluded.
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i read that headline and was like wait wut? fuck it. i think this was the drop i was waiting for. time to buy back in. the market is way oversold now. |
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15th August 2011, 08:25 | #77 |
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This is what happens when you get careless and try to cut corners.
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15th August 2011, 12:26 | #78 |
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What cut corners involve arcing across a PCB on a hard drive?
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15th August 2011, 13:42 | #79 |
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Not waiting until the machine is finished shutting down and trying to put a second second drive in the bay underneath the now fried drive and touching it with the top casing of the second drive. Fortunately it wasn't my machine. And even more fortunately, I'd backed up the drive right before I fried it.
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Though reinstalling everything did eat up most of my day yesterday.
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